Speed Bag The Pickle

Male Masterbation

Seeing those big tits makes me want to Speed Bag The Pickle

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

Spite Speed

When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.

I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.

by Bom Tosley July 14, 2010

Not of speed

A person who is not very quick witted, always the last one to understand the punchline. A more socially acceptable way to call your buddys “retard”

Mitch! You not of speed pecker wrecker! How do you not understand what I’m trying to tell you!?

by TrippT June 27, 2023

Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.

Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 22, 2023

speed snitch

The act of telling on somebody before really getting the facts right. The first person breaking his or her ass to tell on somebody commiting an illegal act. Usual for little to no gain at all. Telling just to be telling on somebody.

Damn the fool speed snitched on the homie nutcase. Homie just barely pulled the robbery and he already locked up.

by Set trip July 1, 2019

Speed-bagging

The act of rapidly fisting your partners asshole as fast as you can.

Yo Johnny, I was Speed-bagging this girl last night, She loved it.

by Jehuis Saint Jerome April 24, 2022

Need for Speed Unbound

A street racing game released in 2022. It has great graphics and a neat graffiti art style to it.

"Hey, you wanna hop on Need for Speed Unbound?" "Sure, I also heard the new volume came out"

by That one guy who likes NFS March 2, 2024