Noah 

an absolute bro
he gets infinite bitches and has such W rizz its insane. He has great hair, a killer personality, and probably plays soccer. He might seem like a fuck-boy, but if you get lucky enough to date a Noah you'll come to find that he's really sweet and romantic ((and also probably a bisexual so you should totally shoot your shot with him no matter you're gender)). Noah is a great friend and will tell you all of his secrets, but he has a short temper. Remember to check in on Noah from time-to-time because he's going through a lot rn. Also not every Noah is white, pls guys stop assuming !!

person

: Omg hi!! You look super cool, I love your style. Whats yr name?

A cool guy: My names Noah :)

person: Omg yr so hot Noah I love you

Noah by a_cool_dude May 14, 2023

Noah 

I'm running out of cage names...

*Hammering in the distance*

Lucifer "What... In the actual fuck...?"🤨

*Hammering continues*

Lucifer "You! *BANG* Idiot! *BANG* Hey! *BANG* I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE OUT OF YOUR BONES!!" 🔥🤬🔥

*Hammering stops*

Lucifer "What is this!? What's going on!? What are you doing!?" 😤

Noah "I am building an ark."

Lucifer 😧 "That... Does nothing to tell me what's going on here..."

Noah 😐

Lucifer 😧

Noah 😐

*Hammering resumes*

Lucifer 😨...😑 "GOD!?"

God "Yep."

Lucifer "GAH! SHIT! Where-... Oh... Right... 😑 Care to explain or?"

God "Huh? Oh! Yeah, no. None of this is right. I'm gonna flood the place and start over."

Lucifer "Oh! That sounds great! Wait... Then what's this?"

God "Him? Oh yeah, I'm get rid of everyone but him so I'm having him make this cool boat."

Lucifer 😨 "Everyone... But him?"

God "Yeah man, he's gonna load it up with animals and like... Be the guy or somethin."

Lucifer 😨 "Wha... I hate this now! You've ruined this entirely!"

God "Well- I told him to tell the other guys but they didn't want to do it. Which is why... You know... WOOSH!" 🌊

Lucifer 😨 "Why this- Awgh! What the fuck is THAT!?"

God "Duck-billed platypus."

Lucifer 😨 "Wha... That... What does it DO?"

God "Oh, shoot, it's dope! It's like a Duck-Beaver with poison claws."

Lucifer 😨

God 🙂

Lucifer 😨

God 😃 "It's a mammal that lays eggs!"

Lucifer 😨 "Wh... That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! Why is it poison!?"

God ☹️ "Aw... I thought it was cool... And, I mean, TECHNICALLY it's VENOM. Poison you ingest."

Lucifer "OH! OK! Well I'm glad you're making coherent distinctions between things in a place where THAT FUCKING THING exists!"

God "Yeah... I got all kinds of stuff here."

Lucifer "Wow... Just wow..."

God "Hey! Where are you going? ....... Meh... He doesn't get it... You get it right?"

Noah 😐

God "Yeah... Yeah, you get it... Hey, get a couple of them pink birds that stand on one leg."

Noah "Yes my lord."

God "Those things are dope... *sigh* Yep..."

Noah by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Noah 

Noah, typically referred to as Spidey. Great dude who mostly spends inside playing video games, has a stable job.

Thats Noah, shoot i meant Spidey

Noah by Garkiplier August 7, 2023

noah 

truly a good person at heart he cant show that though heavy mommy issues

have you heard of Noah

noah by mckinleyfrr May 22, 2023

noah 

literally the finest man on earth who’s talking to the best girl on the planet

noah is a fan man

noah by noah’s biggest fan May 30, 2023

Noah 

Noah's are the sweetest guys you'll ever meet they are very close to girls and not really close to guys but if they love someone they love them , and only them they don't care about people's opinions. if you're dating a noah you're lucky as fuck ( im lucky af ) they are always the sweetest person you'll meet

Girl 1 :"omg u always hang out with noah is he your bf"

girl 2: " I wish , hes just a friend but he has a gf"
girl 1: "she must be so lucky"
I love noah

Noah by Anyaseo June 4, 2023

Noah 

Nice but mostly annoying ass dude that everyone likes for some reason, nobody admits to his assholeness.

Guy one: Yoo Noah's so cool bro!
Guy two : Yeah!
Guy three: Wtf is wrong with you guys? The guy's horrible!

Noah by your__pseudonym__ June 15, 2023