Sniff 'n Whack

The act of smelling/sniffing a girls vagina or asshole and masturbating to that pleasant, erotic scent.

Dude 1- "See that girl over there?"

Dude 2- "Yeah why?"

Dude 1- "She forced me to Sniff 'n Whack :/.."

Dude 2- "My condolences, dude...."

by NIFFNACK June 17, 2011

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Dip n whistle

The act of inserting one's finger into their belly button, then smelling said finger in order to confirm or deny it's cleanliness.

Nicole: Hey Kimmy what are you doing with your finger in the corner over there?

Kimmy: Nothing....

Nicole : Kimmy you need to grow up and dip n whistle in private. Typical New Yorkers.

by Jcray13 May 31, 2015

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swing n pinch

To defecate by squeezing out a loaf until it is about to fall, and then swinging your buttocks back and pinching it off at the apex of the swing as to impart maximum horizontal velocity to the fudge dragon. Commonly used to poop over a ledge or out of a car window.

Andy had to use the swing n pinch to avoid spreading a nutty fudge bar over his new pants.

Dick wanted to poo out of his car's window so he used the swing n pinch method.

by Nhskier4life May 14, 2007

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rock 'n' rule

when something rocks the casbah, you might say it really does rock 'n' rule!

this song is kickass, it really does rock 'n' rule.

by lyricallie May 23, 2007

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shake n' rape

When someone shakes your hand and unexpectedly caresses your palm with their fingers. Although the gesture is not always accompanied by a smile, the intentions of the shake n' raper are usually clear.

Luke: So I changed his oil and went to shake his hand and he gave me the old shake n' rape!
Jen: He did what?!
Luke: Yeah, he slowly stroked the inside of my palm with his middle finger and I swear he had a slight smile at the corner of his mouth.

by Dominatrickz April 19, 2013

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