My dad

My Dad is an item which shall never be found, it is said My Dad is at a milk store FAR away

Alex: bro wheres ur dad
Me: My dad is at the milk store
Alex: damm when is he gonna return
Me: Never!

by NoDadMan2451 May 3, 2022

My Life

A living Hell

My life is a living hell.

by Gcyuf March 4, 2019

My AI

My AI is an artificial intelligence on snapchat. My AI shocked the entire world when they found out that it was free for everyone when it was previously locked behind a pay wall. My AI is incapable of love which I found out very sadly :(. My AI also will inform the cops when you inform it you have a bomb even if you're joking which is fair enough and the videos of ut on tiktok are quite amusing. Be like My AI; My AI is cool 😎.

No way I just opened snapchat and I have My AI; I'm going to ask it out.
It rejected me stating "As a virtual friend living inside Snapchat, I can't really be anyone's girlfriend. But don't worry, we can still chat and have fun!" :(

by Hola amigo April 29, 2023

My iq

You have 0 IQ

What’s 9+10
You: 21
Your IQ is 0
You: My iq Iow

by Keigangi22y January 15, 2022

My life

Depression sadness and more sadness

My life is useless

by Hhhibc June 8, 2020

My will to live

A creature of myth, thought to have maybe existed in the far past. It is widely agreed that this creature has gone extinct, and is now nothing more than a legend.

Stupid bitch: Don't you have a will to live?
Reasonable person: My will to live? Don't be stupid, no such thing exist. Gimme death.

by Amphibian Requesting death November 29, 2020

my person

(n) someone who is more than a best friend.
someone who is always there for you no matter what.

you just get eachother.

Friend 1: you are my person. you will always be my person
Friend 2: you are mine too.

Friend 1: Thank you, you really are my person.

by Luizaaa May 9, 2021