Ghost mouse

That moment when you extend your arm to grab the mouse, but you forget it either isn't there or you didn't plug it in at all.

This page is so long! It takes ages to scroll it with my laptop pad, let me grab my... oh.
Just had a ghost mouse.

by kansas54 May 16, 2017

silly mouse

someone who loses crazy 8

tatyana: loses
tatyana is a silly mouse

by sillymouse69 February 23, 2022

Naughty Mouse

A human mouse that is vewy vewy NAUGHTY. A way you can avoid being called this is just being a good boi/gal and being NICE.

You have been a very NAUGHTY MOUSE.

by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 12, 2022

Mouse Tug

Slightly tugging on a woman's tampon string giving her an excited fright. This should be done without her knowing what is happening.

Stu slides his hand up Stacey's leg and quickly tugs her tampon string hanging out her vagina.

Stu: "yo, i totally gave Stacey a Mouse Tug last night"
Dane: "mean! High Five!"

by DisKo Stu July 13, 2011

Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver

The act of inserting a colleagues' pc mouse into the own vagina in order to show dominance over that bitch.

Colleague A: "E. is being a real snitch again!"
Colleague B: "Guess it's time for another Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver."

by Albfred July 20, 2017

Mickey Mouse

The high furry that likes to eat children’s poop

Holy shit! Mickey Mouse has been stalking me

by Goats ‘n Goats October 4, 2018

Mickey mouse

a 90 year old pervert that sucks minnies dry ass raisin puss for breakfast lunch and dinner

fuck you mickey mouse

by MobiPlayz November 19, 2018