Mouse in the House

When you're suspicious or know that your gf/wife is cheating on you with another man. Dick = Mouse, Vagina = House

Bro: Yo man I just saw your wife out with this dude and kissing and hugging!!!

Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.

by Dudeyobruh July 19, 2017

braiding the mouse

Oral sex euphemism for someone with long pubic hair

After I was done braiding the mouse I had the short and curlies in my denties for hours

by GristleMittens March 5, 2025

Mickey mouse

a 90 year old pervert that sucks minnies dry ass raisin puss for breakfast lunch and dinner

fuck you mickey mouse

by MobiPlayz November 19, 2018

Mickey Mouse

The high furry that likes to eat children’s poop

Holy shit! Mickey Mouse has been stalking me

by Goats ‘n Goats October 4, 2018

mickey mouse stream

so, a mickey mouse stream basically is

thank you, i hope this was helpful!

quackity end the mickey mouse stream!!!

by elig? April 16, 2021

eat the mouse

To be stupid, dumb, unintelligent, or unaware. Best used as an accusation

Past tense: “ate the mouse”

“bro how did you not know that she went to our school? you ate the mouse fr.”
“i knew! i swear i didn’t eat the mouse”

by slumpchump March 31, 2024

Mouse Island

A fictional island where the stories of Geronimo Stilton take place

Geronimo Stilton and his family live on Mouse Island.

by bluestinger66 March 15, 2023