morning beard

When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.

"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."

morning beard, bed head, helmet hair, morning hair, bad hair day, bedhead

by Mad Innovator May 17, 2014

morning glaze

When you jizz on a girls eyes while she's sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice glaze over her eyes.

"Bitch, I'm bout to give you a morning glaze for eating my skittles!"

by Whatsgoody14 November 3, 2015

morning trifecta

In the time span of waking up and leaving for class/work, one manages to eat, shower, and masturbate.

Dude, I had a great start to my day with a morning trifecta.

by Hugh G Rektion December 14, 2015

morning wood lifting

Lifting morning wood with you closest friend/friends usually occurring around dawn.

Hey Ruby, I'm busy doing morning wood lifting with Alex. Talk to you later

by Lifterofyee May 27, 2016

Morning slime

The slimy, collective build-up of drool and dead skin that forms on your lips overnight--usually an indicator that you slept pretty damn well.

Yeah man, that bed was awesome, it gave me crazy morning slime.

by Onnikus June 26, 2017

Morning sunset

When you wake up ready for the day but are tired af two hours later (or at any point in the morning

Dude, I was gonna destroy this test, but I had a morning sunset in the middle of it. I ended up with a C-.

by Duluteph June 26, 2017

Morning Star

When you wake up to someone's asshole in your face (mostly in the morning) and proceed to give them an aggressive rimming

*waking up*
Girl: *sits on Dude's face while sleeping*
Dude: "Ohhh, so you want a Morning Star, huh?"

by TonguePunchYaFartBox October 10, 2019