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meat schlop

For such a slender and skinny girl, I didn't expect to find such meat schlop between her legs.
by fav January 27, 2007
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meat whistle

A whistle that is made of meat, generally penile meat that has a musical tune played on it such as "Nic Nac Patty Whack" typically by a woman. Although the "Meat Whistle" usually belongs to the male, it sometmes belongs to the transgender female. The tune can still be played on the transgender, however, that would in most circumstances mean that the "tune player" would be gay or really butch although still in female form.
Look here you filthy bitch....play me a tune on my Meat Whistle before I choke you until you die!!!!
by Bryan Poitras January 13, 2008
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Meat Coma

The use of meat to induce heavy sleeping...

Also, Name of annual fest put on by the A/V geeks in St. Petersburg, Florida..
"Those 2 steaks I ate last night put me in a meat coma."
by Brook B. December 19, 2008
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Meat Diaper

That absorbent sheet they put under grocery store meats (like ground beef and pork chops) to absorb raw meat juices in the package.
You must carefully separate your steaks from the meat diaper before marinating.
by Inventor's Daughter August 9, 2010
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meat canoe

Slang term for vagina, clitoris, cunt, etc.
Look at that hairy meat canoe... I'd like to rail that.
by Scott1212 May 27, 2008
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streat meat

A common male or female prostitute who markets their goods. Often seen on street corners and lurking in deprivileged urban settings.

Personally i like to buy mine at market value from an accredited wholesaler.
Dude! you did'nt get yourself another streat meat did you!
doing the charleston!
oh charlie boy.....!
by DR. PURVEY CURMY February 6, 2007
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meat sleep

When you eat so much meat that you have to sleep. The siesta after the meat fiesta. A distinctly carnivorous food coma. Will likely feature meat sweats. Possibly pooping.
Clear those platters out of the way and I'll just take a meat sleep right on top this here Turkish restaurant table.
by yameats May 14, 2013
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