luke hemmings

luke hemmings is a aussie in a band called 5 seconds of summer, along with 3 of his best friends. he is also very hot and a lady mans. -linds💞

lindsay: luke hemmings is hot.

person: we know

by luke hemmings - linds💕 June 2, 2018

Luke wilner

Luke wilner is a awesome person. And a trustworthy friend. If you have a Luke in your life you better keep him.

Person: hey Luke wilner can I tell u a secret

Luke: ya I won't tell anyone

by Qqqqqrreesfvvvbklljhg March 1, 2018

Luke french

A small little fat troll who hides mouldy nachos behind me cessfords filing cabinet. He takes the pics out of other people because he has little man syndrome and can’t handle the fact he smells of cheese. He also is a nonce who looks at 6 year olds then takes them on dates to sids

There’s Luke French, what a minger in his asda George baggies and Umbro hat

by mr benaiges the gangsta March 14, 2018

luke the alcoholic

Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin

Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay

Dan- no u

Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT

by youremomasket911 May 15, 2018

luke sharkey

A mad dog that will knock your mum out with one flick and has a huge you know what

Oi thats a luke sharkey aka a sharkey

by SHarkeyMAte August 7, 2018

Luke McCaffrey

A football player from Colorado who is currently still in highschool but has committed to the University of Nebraska. He is the son of legendary Denver Broncos wide receiver Ed McCaffrey, and has three other brothers, all of which play football. His oldest brother Max, is currently a wide receiver for the San Francisco 49'ers. His middle older brother Christian, currently plays running back for the Carolina Panthers. His youngest older brother Dylan, is currently a quarterback for the University of Michigan.

Can't wait to see what Luke McCaffrey does on the field at Nebraska. If he's anything like his dad and brothers, He will be a great football player.

by ManyMinion007 December 27, 2018

Luke Nicholl’s Life

Used to describe something that doesn’t actually exist

Dude 1: I wish I was alive when dinosaurs existed
Dude 2: Are you kidding? Dinosaurs don’t even exist, like Luke Nicholl’s Life

by BobTheFrog123 January 3, 2019