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Luke french 

A small little fat troll who hides mouldy nachos behind me cessfords filing cabinet. He takes the pics out of other people because he has little man syndrome and can’t handle the fact he smells of cheese. He also is a nonce who looks at 6 year olds then takes them on dates to sids
There’s Luke French, what a minger in his asda George baggies and Umbro hat

luke the alcoholic 

Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin
Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay

Dan- no u

Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT

luke leah 

An amazing couple that will last forever and will get married in there twenties you are very lucky to be them or there friends
Luke Leah are the best couple ever it is a combination of funny and hilarious.
luke leah by Jake Cilo May 22, 2018

luke hemmings 

luke hemmings is a aussie in a band called 5 seconds of summer, along with 3 of his best friends. he is also very hot and a lady mans. -linds💞
lindsay: luke hemmings is hot.

person: we know

luke sharkey

A mad dog that will knock your mum out with one flick and has a huge you know what
Oi thats a luke sharkey aka a sharkey
luke sharkey by SHarkeyMAte August 7, 2018

Luke McCaffrey 

A football player from Colorado who is currently still in highschool but has committed to the University of Nebraska. He is the son of legendary Denver Broncos wide receiver Ed McCaffrey, and has three other brothers, all of which play football. His oldest brother Max, is currently a wide receiver for the San Francisco 49'ers. His middle older brother Christian, currently plays running back for the Carolina Panthers. His youngest older brother Dylan, is currently a quarterback for the University of Michigan.
Can't wait to see what Luke McCaffrey does on the field at Nebraska. If he's anything like his dad and brothers, He will be a great football player.
Luke McCaffrey by ManyMinion007 December 27, 2018