Freddy Joke

A type of joke that involves the character Freddy, his mom, and a lot of staples. Freddy Jokes are very stupid and are meant to be hilarious at around two in the morning.

a few Freddy Jokes:

Why did couldn't Freddy eat breakfast? Because his mom stapled his face to the wall.

Why was Freddy hot? because he was on fire.
Why was he cold? because he was dead!

Why did Freddy say ouch when he walked into the kitchen? because his mom had stapled his hands to the living room couch.

Why did Freddy say ouch when he walked into the living room? because the living room was a pitchfork.

by Splurshy McHiggins May 19, 2010

bad joke

A bad joke is joke that is so bad you don't even know how to comprehend it. It is something that was intended to be funny but when you arrive at the punchline, it leaves you confused and speechless such that the only words you can utter out of your mouth is "BAD JOKE"

Dianne: guys you want to here a joke? What's 1 + 1?
Guys: I dont know?
Dianne: 11... you get it ?
Guys: Dianne that was a Bad Joke

by wardz911 August 6, 2011

Offensive Joke

Offensive jokes are Jokes that may offend someone, but you know its funny.

Example of Offensive Joke:
Guy: i got punched today because my name is Mark
Guy 2: tha- thats going to leave a Mark

by ItalianVapi April 13, 2019

joen

Someone who lived in the 1800's and is still alive today. They are old fashioned and have crappy work cars. If they read this, they would not care.

(Joen) Thy will not ever break thy law, as things have changed
(kid) Mom your like 500 years old, shut up!

by Ask me about my wiener April 14, 2010

dead baby joke

Joke told in order to gain shock value, typically told by the lower of the intelligence ladder. The jokes are uncalled for and only meant to piss people off.

New guy:Look on billybinos profile, hes made 664,234 posts on this forum in only 12 months! He must always be online.
Old Guy: yea, he basically lives online, look hes made a new dead baby joke.

by Babybunny October 30, 2006

joke

a funny riddle someone says to another person or group of people. Usually funny if its a good joke. Used to entertain someone. Sometimes the people telling the joke are trying to impress the person who there telling it to. Some people dont take jokes the right way, and either not think its funny, or get mad at the person telling the joke because it may be a joke about a family/personal matter. amusing story/phrase with a punch.

whats the difference between a redneck getting divorced and a tornado? someones gunna lose a tractor! (funny joke)

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! (not funny joke)

by anonomys3434 March 2, 2010

Legend of the Joker

1. A guild of Eurotrash on the Ayonae Ro server, known for zerging Plane of Hate and wiping on Trakanon.

2. Secret codewords for getting into wordTaino/word's all male sex club.

Uh-oh, here comes Legend of the Joker, we should go ahead and get a GM before they KS the Frenzied Ghoul!

Ah kekeke!11! Wots dur passward to my homersexual clubz? Legend of the Jokers! Das right! Zigheil!

by Zehn September 20, 2003