A middle-aged ex-frat boy who never grows up, sounds like he has a <100 IQ, and is desperately clinging to his "good ol days." Could not WAIT for his kids to get to college so he could be heavily involved in their Greek life. Still thinks he has clout, is way funnier than he is, and can still pressure women into doing what he wants. Drinks beers with his meathead buddies (who look just like him) every weekend, completely oblivious to the fact that they are, in fact, middle-aged and not 21 anymore. The odds of him doing this on a boat are higher than most. Dude works out so he can attract his daughter's 20-year-old sorority sisters.
Facebook Joey is telling us how HE can help out with Greek registration.
In reality, we can click a link ourselves.
In reality, we can click a link ourselves.
by RealityChick August 18, 2024
Joey is basically perfect in every way. She’s stunning which isn’t fair. She’s always happy. She loves with everything. She’s never ever boring. Sometimes shy. A very loyal person. And very straightfoward (in a good way) very blunt. Sometimes it gets her in trouble. But most people love her for it. She’s gonna grow up to be an amazing wife and mom. She’s a huge girly girl but likes some sports. She’s a kick ass soccer player (she payed me to say that) she’s a incredible family member and friend. Everyone loves joey.
Can’t reallt believe I was that nice.
Can’t reallt believe I was that nice.
by Riley1999 September 26, 2018
Person 1: Looks like they did some hooby jooby jobby jabby jibby joey joo in the back room.
Person 2: wtf did you just say was that supposed to mean sex or a ritual sacrifice
Person 2: wtf did you just say was that supposed to mean sex or a ritual sacrifice
by Mario51309 April 05, 2022
by Creamy Nicky November 23, 2021
A guy who's around 5'4 and little muscle balls of a man, they are always trying to stir something up but deep down we all know they are upset and struggling with little man syndrome.
by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023
by bruhyalleverkissedyourself January 04, 2018
Not strangers, good friends, have a past together, they had good sex ,(when they were both into it) . Joey really likes her alot an would always want her around an would give her her space an trust her, an not fight with her over stupid things. I'll be here when she is ready to have me even if it is just to satisfy her own sexual needs,( fingers crossed) . Or even just to listen to her vent an talk my ear off. But no matter what I'll always be her friend.
Joey an Cindy ;
soul mates. This is how I would use both names in a sentence: Joey wants to fuck the shit out of Cindy an hold her right after.
soul mates. This is how I would use both names in a sentence: Joey wants to fuck the shit out of Cindy an hold her right after.
by DonkeyPunch69696969 July 03, 2022