Suck Pirate

Some who is not picky about what or how they suck

What a f*cking suck pirate

by Mribpd September 17, 2015

Scooby Suck

When you put peanut butter on your penis, then crush dog treats as a topping and then let the dog lick it off.

“Ya man last night was crazy, I got the best scooby suck ever “

by Bucfan 03 July 17, 2022

sucking the mop

Disappointed, let down, feeling cheated. Literally, left with a bad taste in the mouth.

I was looking forward to the party but I was left sucking the mop.

by Telmea Story June 3, 2018

Royally Suck

When something sucks so fucking much it breaks reality and kills God.

Person 1 - My mum just bit the dust.

Person 2 - That royally sucks tbh

by Fucker with internet access September 22, 2022

sack of suck

A bunch of bullsnacks. Some collection of events or items which serve no true purpose or possess evil intent. Also a good substitute for "whatchamacallit".

This whole situation is a sack of suck. I didn't want to hang out anyway.

or
"Hey, gimme that sack of suck. That thing right next to you..."

by Bowlfinger '72 October 9, 2019

hope suck

When life tries you a curveball.
And you accidentally drop your vape in a swimming pool and then you hope suck it , looking for signs of life.

I shit , I just jumped off the dock with my Vape. Time to to “Hope Suck”!!

by Stephaniewjy December 15, 2022

Suck Fire

Euphemism for the homosexual act of licking each other's asshole after eating chipolte

Dick just came out of the closest and apparently loves to suck fire.

by Jerry LickAsshole October 8, 2015