by 77égvann May 18, 2019
Isaac Newton: I want to play this "Minecraft'' thing.
Later
Mad Isaac: WHAT THE F**K THIS IS REJECTABLE, I CHOPPED A TREE AND IT'S NOT FALLING!
Later
Mad Isaac: WHAT THE F**K THIS IS REJECTABLE, I CHOPPED A TREE AND IT'S NOT FALLING!
Person 1: "Hey I heard that you broke your keyboard"
Person 2: "Yeah, because I died in my 6 month minecraft hardcore world"
Person 1: "Damn, you good bro?"
Person 2: "Yeah, because I died in my 6 month minecraft hardcore world"
Person 1: "Damn, you good bro?"
by VeryCoolManPerson December 2, 2021
Mom: Richard, time for supper!
Richard: Oh, I'm playing Minecraft.
Mom: I suppose I'll let you have 10 more minutes.
Richard: Oh, I'm playing Minecraft.
Mom: I suppose I'll let you have 10 more minutes.
by IOnlyTypeQwertys June 23, 2022
Minecraft isn't just a game it's a lifestyle
by Gamer_girl_bath_water April 25, 2020
Minecraft is a gay company sourted by couples that lick each others balls. This defines that minecraft craft balls and use glue to kiss eachothers mouth for endless love.
by Gay minecraft September 23, 2020
by Prettyfruitymyguy February 27, 2022