Boston Coffee Shop

A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.

I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.

by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025

Ushopp shopping centre

A rectangular tipped over fridge, filled with shops and is unfinished with only a quarter of a floor done and has been abandoned. A snide version of the metro centre but is worse due to it being incredibly unrealistic. Can be found next to the world trade centre, the shard and the empire state.

"Lets go to the GODS HOME. Ushopp shopping centre"

by WildWillez December 14, 2020

Shop Drag

A type of shopping cart race involving drag races that take place in a huge and large isle, or a huge straight area in the store.

We had a shop drag this Saturday night.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018

Shop Car

A very common excuse used when trying to justify someone’s incompetence.

My name is Levi and my friends have “shop cars” so I can’t compete with them properly.

by Levi killa November 23, 2022

The 3 Rules Of The Shop

If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼

- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲

- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.

If you were a Sigma male, you would know The 3 Rules Of The Shop.

by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022

that boy wreck shop

Where someone does something that beats someone or something

Someone beats another person (basketball, ect..), that boy wreck shop. Or where someone dises someone like yo mama or talks about them, they wrecked shop on them fools. (you say that boy wreck shop after they dis the person or beat them at something)

by C.J. McDougal December 29, 2007

shopping town mall

A mall that was once the place to be, but now exclusively crazy people hang out there.

"The only restaurant at shopping town mall is that creepy China express."

"Why go to shopping town when you could do literally anything else."

by Dear god why August 6, 2016