shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

IMS

Irritable Masturbation syndrome. When you become irritated from running med-locals and have to go rub one out.

Some days the calls just add up, one may claim IBS, however it has been discovered to be IMS

by Snooze you loose June 12, 2025

im da bigest bird

im da bigest bird

im da bigest bird, im da bigest bird, oh im da bigest bird, im da bigest bird

by sidamon May 3, 2023

a car hits me and im in the e.r fr

when you get into an incident in which an automobile hits you and you get sent to the emergency room, for real

bootyclapper: a car hits me and im in the e.r fr

by dogethatman September 18, 2025

ims

I must say

ims you look a liiiittle like Cameron Dallas

by dachailatte February 21, 2019

GRRRR IM MAD

YOUR BAD SO IM MAD

GRRRR IM MAD AT MY MOMMY

by mbjfhjfhkj April 19, 2022

im your dad kid

the thing ninja says to courage when he is better than him

im your dad kid
Ninja: I'm your litteral dad khed
courage: Get your hair colered again!!

by Gullellellelle November 19, 2019