white houses

your memories of your first time having sex.

"and im holding on to your secrets in white houses"
-vanessa carlton, white houses

by nlnesb March 13, 2009

man of the house

most dominant male in the household

"wash the dishes and bring me a beer son, and woman make me some food" - man of the house.

by unowned August 30, 2005

house dick

House pussy's mate. A house dick is a man that you can copulate with at any time you wish. It resides in the same house as you, and is usually referred to as "husband" or "signficant other".

House dick is the biggest blessing.

I have to go home and ride that house dick.

Don't want none of that street dick. I am going home to my house dick.

by @nosilla_ann December 16, 2015

haunted house

During Halloween times, people love to look at haunted houses and spooky things.

Haunted Houses are believed to have spirits and ghosts haunting them, trying to scare the shit out of unsuspected people.

A lot of times, these houses are really old and the spirits have been haunting them for a long time.

So many people want to go into haunted houses... why? You'll just scream and run out.

by lunar shadows October 31, 2004

joss house

A premises used for the purpose of prostitution

We went to the casino and then blew the money at a joss house.

by Brett Sheargold July 1, 2006

house-hopping

(v.) The act of traveling from house to house with the intent of sampling food and beverage from a feast, usually done during days of celebration: Thanksgiving, Christmas, Ramadan, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah (or any other Jewish holiday), Diwali, high school graduations, and Larry Flynt's Birthday. Before departure from a house, a single person must accompany the convoy to the next house. The goal is to have all members of a social circle in one house before the evening's end, and to have sampled all food from every participating residence.

Josh: "I'm in the mood for Filipino food."
Johnny: "Well, let's go pick up Nate and go house-hopping to CJ's and Mike's."
Josh: "Dude, this is going to be the best All-Saints Day ever!"
Johnny: "Word."

by josh November 16, 2003

Smooth Housing

To be really calm and not at all wild while playing with friends. Usually involves extremely non-violent forms of contact. The opposite of "Rough housing".

Frank and Ake were smooth housing the other day which was in stark contrast to their normally aggressive interaction.

by FaberFonk February 26, 2009