Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
by QuacksO January 6, 2022
Get the Speak now, or forever hold your piecemug. Similar to a choke hold, but in lieu of grasping the neck of the opponent, one grasps his tallywhacker.
The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect
The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect
"The Undertaker ended his long duel with John Cena with a bloke hold. Even John Cena didn't see it coming."
by Bingbingtheklingon May 24, 2016
Get the Bloke Holdmug. by MemeLord17 June 27, 2017
Get the Hold my beefmug. When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.
My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.
by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023
Get the bags of shit to holdmug. meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse
(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)
(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)
by aye ma name DeShawn January 7, 2018
Get the hold your horsesmug. by Some_canadian_prime_minister November 9, 2020
Get the Slack holdmug. by Harvey Manpunch June 19, 2015
Get the holding beardmug.