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I'll go home

Something people say after they say something that is awkward or cringeworthy, such as a bad joke or pun.
Chris: MY DOG HATES THE FIREWORKS, ANYONE ELSE'S?

Jeremy: YEAH SAME, MY SISTER IS FREAKING OUT XD

Chris: ?

Jeremy: Get it, cuz we were talking about dogs and... I'll go home.
by The HiveMind July 26, 2017
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old folks' home

A place where you should never, and I mean NEVER play a boombox while it is set on Turbo Bass. Otherwise, as a recent scientific study conducted by Andy Samberg and Julian Casablancas has shown, the music would be way too powerful and cause the elderly residents under its influence to engage in a disgusting sex orgy. Well, unless that is your fetish.

And remember that the boombox is NOT a toy.
Here's the actual account of what happened:

Transport now to an old folks' home,
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones.
The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse
Every day for lunch they eat boiled goose.
So I grab my boom box and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace.

Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting, to say the least.

A boom box can change the world,
But you gotta know your limits with a boom box.
And this was a cautionary tale,
A BOOM BOX IS NOT A TOY!
by Terminus_Est August 5, 2011
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Stay the fuck at home

1. Avoid getting the Covid-19 Corona virus
2. Avoid spreading the Covid-19 Corona virus
The best advice I can give you is to stay the fuck at home.
by uncle happy March 28, 2020
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spider man no way home

spider man fans searched this
by WhatToPut-? September 8, 2021
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Mountain Home High School

Teeming cesspool of idiocy in Mountain Home, AR. Populated almost entirely by nerds, douchebags, bros, skanks, and kids that want to be METAL (!!!). Approximately 95% of the teaching faculty is made up of washed up, balding coaches who don't actually understand most words, complex sentences, or even the idea of books themselves.
"Hey Mountain Home High School bro, let's rub assholes!"
-Kord Stufflebeam

"Fresh idea, bro!"
-Coach S
by MH BROS FO LIFE DURHURR July 14, 2010
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America's Funniest Home Videos

A show where you watch supposedly humorous home video clips of people. 90% of the "funny" stuff is people randomly falling down or tripping over something.
"Hay man did u watch America's Funniest Home Videos?? The guy fell down!! HAHA!"

"Yea. It was.. unfunny. To say the least."
by SomeBadJOKE October 23, 2007
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come home

Cookie Run Kingdom and Genshin Impact fans shout this phrase a lot when a new cookie comes out.

"Come home" has nothing to do with the Spongebob Squarepants song "Gary Come Home", what it really means is that when a player wants a character SO badly from a game that has a Gacha system.
CRK Fan: ALMOND COOKIE MY BELOVED PLZ COME HOME AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
by RiffyDiffy June 25, 2021
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