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Going Emo

What 15 year olds that think they have life hard do.

I will explain how this process happens.

step 1: Lay in your yard and think about all the things in this world that make you sad.

step 2:Find something beautiful, observe it intensely. Then destroy it.

step 3: find sufficient places to hide from bullies, who are often not only stronger, but smarter than emos, and that says a lot, because bullies are normally retarded.

step 4: Sleep like a bat, because being an emo also means you are magically a vampire.

step 5: Wear primarily black clothes to reflect the blackness of your soul. If you're not dark, you're not emo.

step 6: Turn off your brain on a regular basis, while staring at random objects, But try not to drool, because that's disgusting.

step 7: Express absolutely no happiness when taking part in otherwise enjoyable activities.

step 8: Take every comedy sketch on YouTube seriously and prove what a douche you are by responding angrily in the comments.

step 9: Rarely consume anything other than saltines and water so your brain shrivels to a near nothingness to increase how incredibly warped your perception of this world really is.

step 10: Have a mental breakdown and change how you look on the outside to actively reflect what degree of a social retard you are on the inside.

Congratulations. You are emo.
That emo kid is going emo because his house is too warm, and his bed is too cozy.
by Leppy. June 25, 2010
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Going Rogue

Girl: Wow, Sarah Palin's new comic book, Going Rogue, really sucks.
Guy: Yeah, but it's got pretty pictures.
by theconcernedcitizen September 30, 2009
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Going to Knuckles

A common term used to describe the undomesticated black male while running or fleeing from the scene of a crime.
Police Officer arrives at scene of crime and radio's to Dispatch: "I've got two NAGA's and they are going to knuckles!"
by Mike Sarno October 16, 2003
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Going 90's

The act of doing something or wearing something that is generally considered synonymous with the decade of the 1990's.
-Wearing a flannel sweater around your waist by tying the sleeves like a sash is "Going 90's

-Flannel in general

-Watching the First Season of Power Rangers

-Listening to Grunge Rock

-Raising your kids on Barney or Sesame Street
by 90's Kid September 8, 2009
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going green

Since you use 25% of your body's energy to power your brain cells, you can save a lot of energy by not thinking - "going green"
Jim just asked the most stupid question ever... I guess he's going green.
by orthoJohn August 14, 2010
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Going to visit grandma

Bob asked me to go visit grandma.
I said OH YES.
Let's just say, we are always going to visit grandma.(;
by taysayshey May 5, 2011
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going awol

"Absence with out leave" it is most commonly used in the US military and government civilian jobs
Mike has been going AWOL this week.
by 925Adams July 16, 2014
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