What 15 year olds that think they have life hard do.
I will explain how this process happens.
step 1: Lay in your yard and think about all the things in this world that make you sad.
step 2:Find something beautiful, observe it intensely. Then destroy it.
step 3: find sufficient places to hide from bullies, who are often not only stronger, but smarter than emos, and that says a lot, because bullies are normally retarded.
step 4: Sleep like a bat, because being an emo also means you are magically a vampire.
step 5: Wear primarily black clothes to reflect the blackness of your soul. If you're not dark, you're not emo.
step 6: Turn off your brain on a regular basis, while staring at random objects, But try not to drool, because that's disgusting.
step 7: Express absolutely no happiness when taking part in otherwise enjoyable activities.
step 8: Take every comedy sketch on YouTube seriously and prove what a douche you are by responding angrily in the comments.
step 9: Rarely consume anything other than saltines and water so your brain shrivels to a near nothingness to increase how incredibly warped your perception of this world really is.
step 10: Have a mental breakdown and change how you look on the outside to actively reflect what degree of a social retard you are on the inside.
Congratulations. You are emo.
I will explain how this process happens.
step 1: Lay in your yard and think about all the things in this world that make you sad.
step 2:Find something beautiful, observe it intensely. Then destroy it.
step 3: find sufficient places to hide from bullies, who are often not only stronger, but smarter than emos, and that says a lot, because bullies are normally retarded.
step 4: Sleep like a bat, because being an emo also means you are magically a vampire.
step 5: Wear primarily black clothes to reflect the blackness of your soul. If you're not dark, you're not emo.
step 6: Turn off your brain on a regular basis, while staring at random objects, But try not to drool, because that's disgusting.
step 7: Express absolutely no happiness when taking part in otherwise enjoyable activities.
step 8: Take every comedy sketch on YouTube seriously and prove what a douche you are by responding angrily in the comments.
step 9: Rarely consume anything other than saltines and water so your brain shrivels to a near nothingness to increase how incredibly warped your perception of this world really is.
step 10: Have a mental breakdown and change how you look on the outside to actively reflect what degree of a social retard you are on the inside.
Congratulations. You are emo.
by Leppy. June 25, 2010
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A common term used to describe the undomesticated black male while running or fleeing from the scene of a crime.
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-Watching the First Season of Power Rangers
-Listening to Grunge Rock
-Raising your kids on Barney or Sesame Street
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