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National Grab Ass Day

On August 1st it’s national grab ass day, get prepared to get your ass grabbed
Hey man did you know today is national grab ass day *grabs ass*”
by Kenz9 August 1, 2022
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National Grab Dick Day

A day where u grab a boys duck without a problem
National Grab Dick Day:

Challenge your friends see how many dicks you can grab
by Ndhsb dhdbshja April 18, 2019
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grab capitalism by the balls

N.B: this expression is supposed to be used mainly by WASPs when talking to other WASPs, but this is not mandatory; non-WASPs can, but again this is not mandatory, use other perfectly correct English translations of the same Latin phrase, such a 'grab life by the horns', among others.

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial line' grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, Thomas Hobbes and John Locke, but i doubt it they would have used the exact same words.
by Sexydimma June 12, 2013
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Grab ass day

Grab ass day is every day during the week so 😉 have fun
Hey it’s grab ass day her ass so go destroy her ass 😄
by anonymous September 4, 2019
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Grab Thighs Month

Grab Thighs Month is a holiday that takes place during the whole month of September where you get to grip anybody's thighs wether they be bf/gf, friend, coworker, etc.
Me:Yo my homie called me gay for grabbing his thighs but it's grab thighs month so it's fine
by oogabooga55 August 29, 2025
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NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!
girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!
by hello yam November 30, 2020
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Smash and Grab

Forcefully smacking someone's ass then once contact is made, grabbing it firmly.
Stop smacking my ass!
I'm not, I'm giving you the ol' smash and grab!
by fUCKDpopO October 18, 2017
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