Fungus Fairy

A smaller creature of the female species. She is a guaranteed STD transmitter. She will most likey have Athlete's Foot.

See that fungus fairy over there?

by TeddyW September 15, 2010

Fairy Hands

Effeminate flapping of the hands when scared, startled, or taken by surprise. Usually coupled with a high-pitched gasp or scream. Generally associated with women and queer men, but it is an involuntary motion that can happen to anyone

"Dude, did you see Danny's face when Alicia came out of nowhere and scared him"
"Yeah!! He screamed like a woman and did fairy hands, that shit was hilarious"

by Turtletaint December 9, 2023

input fairy

Someone whose task mainly involves typing in data that may or may not include markup - e.g. XML, HTML - as well.

Contrast this to code monkey, whose main task is to type code, as opposed to data.

Oh, just pass the translations in the 18 languages to our input fairy, she will put them into the XML files in no time.

by numbeten September 13, 2011

chinkle fairy

a chinkle fairy is a small man that eather has a very large penis or a very small penis and a soft voice .

that person is a chinkle fairy.

by 💦squidward💦 November 29, 2017

mern fairy

sexy ass mama with the juiciest cheeks on the whole block. she'll give sloppy lick to any dog who gives her a bone. the only downside to this flawless specimen of middle aged mom is she fricks her own sons.

"bro, did you see that hot ass chick?"
"hell yeah, i clapped her, she's a real mern fairy.'

by hibblygibbly February 12, 2018

Trail Fairy

A person or home that takes in weary travelers on long journeys, usually ones of great endurance such as the PCH hike trail. Often these ‘Fairies’ will provide a place to shower and a safe yard to camp out at. Each Fairy is different!

“Dude, thank god we were able to find a Trail Fairy before sunset… im so tired of walking I can’t wait to shower and sleep”

by CAsurfer February 6, 2024

Fort Fairy

The official alternate name for Port Perry, ON, a small-minded little shit-hole town on Lake Sludge (aka Scugog) that pretends to be normal, but has several residents that set the pace in being assholes. I lived there for five years of unpleasantness both at home and at school. The assholes, who proudly know who they are, were mainly the always cowardly bullies that attacked from behind and hung out with fellow cowards. Some are still there and lend their special stench to the little town that couldn't (be normal that is). They included mainly the high school drop-outs and some of the so-called teachers in their third-rate schools. Glad to get away from Fort Fairy. P.S. - there are some good people there too, but you have to deal with the scum as well, and they spoil the town and make it ugly. Not recommended as a place to live, unless you're just like them, in which case you'd fit right in. There's bound to be some kids half your size there that you can attack from behind and run away dragging your fat ass behind.

I used to live in Fort Fairy, Ontario, where you have to be a high-school drop-out and full-time cowardly asshole to get along with the locals.

by Alex Mutch January 7, 2019