Taxes

Doing it with your spouse while your family member is watching/ wants to play

Hey stop found your taxes in front of me it's getting ridiculous

by Bowjwhabahwnehs July 30, 2016

Fanum Tax

Fanum Tax is when you see somebody eating food but you are too poor to get food and you are fat as fuck you take some of their food and say "Sorry, Fanum Tax!" And then run away with food or you can do it to a friend and give them a percentage.

"AYE GIMMIE THAT SHIT NIGGA" "YO WHAT THE FUCK BRO!" "SORRY BRO ITS YOUR MEALY FANUM TAX" " YEA YEA FUCK OFF NIGGA

by シJimmy420690シ November 5, 2023

Phantom Tax

Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"

Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.

Your so phantom tax, your so skibbidy!

by Pandacous December 1, 2023

tax pity

Taxpayer-funded shelter jobs of blaxploitative white nationalist megacorporation Yle in Finland f.ex., for the pity towards peons

And that program was made happen only because our tax pity enabled it.

by 🅰️ February 2, 2025

Allahu akbar tax

Girls finding arabic/muslim men less attractive to white men

"Damn he handsome as hell if he wasnt arab he would have all the bitches on his dick"

"Yeah bro, thats the allahu akbar tax."

by Smemmga male March 10, 2024

fanum tax

to steal bits of food/to nibble on your friend's food

fanum tax came from the creator/streamer, fanum, where this "fanum" guy would "tax" other streamers by eating their food.

1: Im gonna fanum tax your burger!

by genalphaslangman November 24, 2023

Rewriting the Tax Code

Taking a long shit/pooping

“We gotta wait for him to come out of the bathroom, he’s rewriting the tax code in there”

by Hay19881 March 17, 2024