by Bingoting April 10, 2019

(Methius Pedophilius) - A person who sits outside of homes making noises and watching someone they had just sold methamphetamine to hours before. This person hacks wifi and watches people watch porn because they have nothing better to do. Feels like trailer trash on the inside because he is secretly a queer from a small town where it is a social rejection. Drinks Natural light and finds new ways of creeping outside of windows and garages by interent pedophile chat rooms. Only has friends because he sells meth.
Goddamit Michael get away from the fuckin window, you look like a real Eric Holt over there lookin through the neighbors window. its time for you to get a cracker and a nap. and bring me my fuckin walker you dumb son of a bitch.
by Goodlucktoall September 8, 2019

A very tall being. 20ft 7inches and still growing. At the end of reading this he's grown 8 inches.(puberty or something)
by eric(with a c) May 9, 2022

Eric (Name Meaning)
Eric is know for his cunning demeanor. Often resulting in the downfall of jAnGA! People stare in awe when he walks by but not because of good looks but because of extreme eye bags. Eric is known for his extreme psychosis! But it’s nothing melatonin can’t fix. Or a black cherry “White Claw”, his favorite! He is a god of a man and is VERY confident. Woman love Eric especially his baby back ribs! Which are to die for. His friends know him as a family man, an Eric loves his family but can get very tired of them, but yet again it’s nothing melatonin can’t fix!
Eric is know for his cunning demeanor. Often resulting in the downfall of jAnGA! People stare in awe when he walks by but not because of good looks but because of extreme eye bags. Eric is known for his extreme psychosis! But it’s nothing melatonin can’t fix. Or a black cherry “White Claw”, his favorite! He is a god of a man and is VERY confident. Woman love Eric especially his baby back ribs! Which are to die for. His friends know him as a family man, an Eric loves his family but can get very tired of them, but yet again it’s nothing melatonin can’t fix!
Eric is hungry always hungry.
by Meaningfulinfo November 23, 2021

Probably the most legendary councilman to walk the face of this earth.
He is still a TikTok sensation even posthumously. Were it not for him, the entire flint water crisis would've been swept under the rug.
He wasn't afraid to stand his ground and tell the truth, held true to defending his constituents, A solid American hero with backbone. He didn't take shit from anyone and was known to point out corruption.
This man carried an energy hardly anyone could match.
RIP Councilman Mays, you are dearly missed, sir.
He is still a TikTok sensation even posthumously. Were it not for him, the entire flint water crisis would've been swept under the rug.
He wasn't afraid to stand his ground and tell the truth, held true to defending his constituents, A solid American hero with backbone. He didn't take shit from anyone and was known to point out corruption.
This man carried an energy hardly anyone could match.
RIP Councilman Mays, you are dearly missed, sir.
Kate Fields: "Do I have the floor, do I??"
Eric Mays: *in mocking tone of voice* "NYES YOU DOOO!!!!"
Kate Fields: "thank you very much"
Eric Mays: "What a fool!"
Eric Mays: *in mocking tone of voice* "NYES YOU DOOO!!!!"
Kate Fields: "thank you very much"
Eric Mays: "What a fool!"
by OhBobSaget!!_1994 May 3, 2024

by Ju222222 December 13, 2017

A closeted person who believes they aren't gay when they actually are and love being touched in the butt
by Fentcukefien April 3, 2025
