microsoft edge

an annoying little fucking application that you cant get rid off

microsoft: wanna use microsoft edge instead?????????
ur dumass: NO FUKKKKK U MICROPENIS I WANA USE CHROM>:(

by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023

ridged edges

1.)when something is not going as planed
2.) when something is almost pleasureful

1.) "dang female, this plan sure is some ridged edges"

2.) " Chad was very ridging the edges last night in bed!"

by Ur_Ex_Gf's_New_Mommy69 February 21, 2023

Dull edge

Anything that is technologically obsolete and out of date; The opposite of cutting edge; the extreme opposite of bleeding edge.

I can't use my old dull edge computer because it has only a painfully slow Core 2 Duo processor.
My father still have a Pentium 3 computer processor on my attic, it's a dull edge processor from 1990's.
I wonder why they are still using some dull edge computer machine for running up our computer laboratorium.

by sharerainbows March 2, 2023

sneeze edged

when you go to sneeze and then lose it.

person one: “damn it, i almost sneezed!”
person two: “that’s sneeze edged!”

by lukatbhs May 31, 2023

Smithers edge

To make an edge sharp like a snake.

Used grinding stone to get the sword tuned to a Smithers edge

by Adam Mr.Blisters September 28, 2023

Distilled Edge

Male ejaculate boiled to remove impurities, used to nurture livestock.

Bubba J, go to Tractor Supply and get some distilled edge for the cows.

by The edge prophet November 20, 2023

The Edge of the World

Guiness Book of World Records award for the greatest edge over performed on our dear planet earth. It must be an edge streak so long as to surpass that of any other.

I was bored last night, I must have done The Edge of the World. I was at it for 4 hours!

by Dapo Elteste December 4, 2023