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pipe dream

word definition: pipe dream n
a goal, hope, idea, or plan so fanciful that it is very unlikely to be realized.

everyone needs those pipe dreams.
you GUYS. its not FUNNY. pipe dreams wont come true if you havent GOT any. stop being stupid. i know you all have them. WHAT?? YOU DONT? stop fuckingwith me. OH MY GOD. FUCK YOU/FUCK ME okay. I THINK WE NEED A TIME-OUT *makes 'T' with hands*

BYE MY SWEET: sweetnsweaty pipe dreams babe
by cim April 19, 2003
mugGet the pipe dreammug.

Dream Stan

a person who enjoys dreams content a bit more than others. they often interact with dream and the mcyt fandom. most of these ‘stans’ are quite nice but you can run into a few distasteful people. these stans are mostly overwhelming and can be very dramatic about some things but people choose to assume that every dream stan is the same.
“i met a really cool dream stan”
oh nice
by lustfulsweets July 3, 2021
mugGet the Dream Stanmug.

dream girl

What a fuckboy or "player" will call you as a trick to get in your pants.

It is usually coupled with "I think about you every day" But what they really mean is "I think about you a lot, but only when I am not fucking the other girl(s) that like me."
This boy called me his dream girl and after we made out he didn't contact me for three months, probably sleeping with some other girl. What a fuckboy...
by ToasterStroodles June 13, 2016
mugGet the dream girlmug.

living the dream

having anal sex with a girl and pulling your cock out and letting her suck it
by adam f May 26, 2003
mugGet the living the dreammug.

dream weaving

The art of conjuring up a ridicules and/or useless ideas. Followed by persuading or forcing others to chase the woven dream through endless work with no chance of justifiable or applicable results.
Create a triangular wheel is an example of dream weaving.
Attempt to stress cells through capillary tubes is an example of dream weaving.
My manager insist on dream weaving these useless theories like, turn a useful and manageable finished solution into gelatinous, non-process able gunk and generate mathematical models to fit useless data.
by my money ain't growin May 30, 2008
mugGet the dream weavingmug.

Dream and Nightmare

Major asshole with a serious superiority complex. Has somehow magically obtained the ability to go into the future to see box office results. Trolls at movie boards and then gets surprised and angry when he gets in trouble. Like I said, a major asshole.
Dream and Nightmare is such an asshole prick. I hope he dies.
by Black Angel November 2, 2003
mugGet the Dream and Nightmaremug.

wet dreams

n. Sarcastic name for any garish, expensive, unneeded water features added to your home to cause endless plumbing trouble while adding a taint of both relaxing arty decoration and carcinogenic black mould.

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Dude! Haven't seen you at the skate park lately. What up?

Been having trouble with my wet dreams again. You got any extra towels I could borrow?

Whoa. Respect.
by gnostic3 June 5, 2017
mugGet the wet dreamsmug.

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