lawn gassed day

an expression of relief that a long, exhausting day that can be said in a setting where "long ass day" might not be appropriate.

I hate today was a lawn gassed day.

I hate that was a lawn gassed road trip.

I hate that was a lawn gassed recital.

lawn gassed day by LogicManRI January 21, 2013

national vine rememberance day 

october 19 ..the day we all quote and remember our favorite and beloved vine.

M:do you know what today is?
D;no
M:its national vine rememberance day

national vine rememberance day by deeedeeee May 27, 2018

National Worship a Lauren day 

Every April 30th, you treat a Lauren like a queen

Wow, tomorrow is National Worship a Lauren day, gotta hope I don't accidently disrespect one of them.

National Worship a Lauren day by Yote_Maestro May 31, 2018

National Fuck Hamish Day 

April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.

Hamish: You know what day it is today?

Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day

National Fuck Hamish Day by JeremyH128 April 15, 2019

National send Lucas nudes day

Send Lucas all of your nudes

Shit there goes Lucas I gotta send him my nudes hence the name National send Lucas nudes day

National send Lucas nudes day by PardonMyPRINGLS May 2, 2019

Man-O-Day

An exclamation before a statement to add emphasis.

Man-O-Day! It's hot out here today!
Man-O-Day! Richard is being a jerk.

Man-O-Day by AE76 September 27, 2019

National whale day 

Every Friday it’s national whale day

If you hear someone say whale you have to shout whale

Person 1 : “Hey, do you like whales?”
Person 2 : “WHALE!!!”
Person 1 : “What was that for”
Person 2 :“Do you not know what day it is. Well happy national whale day!”

National whale day by Rebekah the pigeon November 21, 2019