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Dorty horty

When you stick your wet finger in your girlfriends belly button and fart
My gf gave me a dorty horty last night and I came immediately
by Buttersnort November 19, 2017
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Doroteja

THE GODDESS OF BEAUTY
Dorothea is perhaps the most elusive fantasy creature to ever grace the earth. Her beauty and sexuality could ignite a man's soul!

Optimistic and freedom-loving and good-humored

Honest and straightforward

Intellectual and philosophical

Beautiful and sensual, has incredible eyes and soft blond hair. Athletic, and smart. great personality, tall. Makes friends easily. Everyone likes her.Especially boys.Can kick your ass in a fight. Exellent dancer.Amazing voise.Knows many languages, no pimples, soft baby skin. Strong physically and mentally. Loyal, and faithful.

Always looks on the bright side, and to emphasize the positive rather than dwell on the negative.
Doroteja-a female given name of Greek origin meaning ("gift of the gods").
by ElitonGee January 11, 2018
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Dorito Kink

When you like those crispy, delectable Doritos so much that just the thought of them gives you a raging orgasm that lasts for days.
Yea man I’ve got a hell of a Dorito Kink. I am a cool ranch bitch, punish me daddy.
by Daddy Dorito June 11, 2018
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Doritubism

A religion based around a Dorito (male) and a a Tub (female)
Their ten commandments are :
1. Always Give attention to a tub or dorito who is in need
2. Always respond to the attention bell, no matter what
3. Never break a super pinky promise
4. If you can’t uphold a pinky promise make sure to remove it via secret handshake
5. Always give big bear hugs
6. Always dance to star trekking across the universe

7. Always deliver a toast before meal (not to socialism)
8. Always give a goodnight kiss
9. Always say ‘’goodmeyro’’ in the morning
10. ALWAYS GO ON ATLEAST ONE ADVENTURE PER MONTH
Doritubism is the best religion in the wurl
by Mr Dorito Man June 12, 2018
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doritowolf77

A wolf with a dorito face. Has an amazing child called Emz and has a fake marriage to Eclipse who makes you eat fox shit..
DoritoWolf77 is a hoe for Doritos
by Emz maybe June 14, 2018
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dora moment

When Dora the explorer always asks u where swiper is and skips him, then realizes he was there and goes back to him and something like that happens to you
“I just had such a dora moment at my house”
“Why?”
“Well, I was looking for my keys and I saw them but looked away and then I realized they were there and got them”
“Wow what an idiot”
“I’m not an idiot I just pulled a Dora”
by bookworm2.0 March 14, 2018
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Dording

The player of fortnite who believes building is the way foward, and must be done at all times. This commonly results in the death of the individual. Can also be used for other meanings about someone believing that they know the way forward.
Fred what the fuck are you dording for, we wont make it to the top twenty at this rate you prick.
by Lord Baroné July 16, 2018
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