cum crayon

A utensil used for writing your name across your significant others for head in semen

Grab my cum crayon and let me.color you white

by Mortal kumbutt February 24, 2017

Cum Sniper

A man who hasn't blown his load in a long time and finally nuts. The force of said load then shoots out a long distance, like a sniper rifle.

Lauren thought she was safe from his ejaculate, but she got blinded by his load from over 6 feet away! She wasn't counting on him being a cum sniper.

by ButtInTheFront March 2, 2017

Cum mug

A mug that is used to cum in or store semen in similar to cum rag

Do you want to see a pic of my cum mug?

by Strangerman51 November 3, 2020

Crocodile Cum

A phrase to refer to an incident where someone has faked an orgasm, similarly to how "crocodile tears" refer to someone faking sadness.

I thought my boyfriend had the orgasm of his life last night, but it turns out it was just crocodile cum.

by AhnikSaur March 30, 2020

cum faucet

A dick.

Christine: He was so hot that I couldnt help draining his cum faucet.

by scratchy2868 June 2, 2015

cum shivers

A tingling sensation after climax that leaves the receiver in a trembling, euphoric, submissive state.

His dick was so good, Wanda, I had the cum shivers for fifteen minutes afterwards.

by Hugh_Mungus January 1, 2017

Cum sauce

The sweetest sauce you could ever eat so delicious and smooth

I make her eat the cum sauce

by Nrm.iam October 15, 2020