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cracker barrel

An unfortunate occurrence during man-on-man sex in which the participating scrotal sacks SLAM into one another causing discomfort. cracker barrel.
"Take it easy lover! You just cracker barrel-ed me!"
by skinnybeast420 July 16, 2014
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Cracker bag

It's a slightly less offensive way of calling someone "a crazy".
Look Drew - She's a proper Cracker bag!
by JaXnwhits October 10, 2008
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crackerberry

A white computer nerd that needs to communicate through electronic devices to get things done, while pretending to be metro sexual and cool.
Joe, maybe you should just ask her out on a date face-to-face. Are you planning on having sex with her through your phone also?

Joe is nothing but a crackerberry.
by Pazgb March 6, 2009
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Cracker-Jackass

1) The guy selling Cracker Jack at Fenway who runs down the aisle then screams at the bottom "WHO WANTS CRACKER JACKS??"

2) The guy at Fenway who stands up during an at-bat to wave down the Craker Jack vendor so his kid/girlfriend/gay lover can fish through the box for a prize.

3) see also Crunch n' Ass-Munch
"Hey, sit down cracker-jackass!!"
by barry mcsorely April 24, 2009
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Cracker

What a hippie uses to get hippie crack(nitrous oxide).
That cracker uses a cracker to take his nitrous to the dome.
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016
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Cracker Jacker

A person who only goes for white people.
I'm a curry grinder but Jammie here, is a Cracker Jacker . She wants Ryan's 4 inch dick.
by misunderstood destroyer January 27, 2017
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cracker jack

A word to describe high priced low quality housing that is insufficient in size
You don't live in a "studio" apartment, that's an overpriced cracker jack box.
by Werdswirth Sayen February 1, 2018
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