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Class Clown

Everytime I played the part of class Clown, I felt miserable, like a complete loser, who did if I was coming or going. I don't think there is really anything good about a class clown.
The low self-esteem class clown wants someone to notice him.
by White Notebook September 3, 2022
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Clown Question

An irrelevant question meant to inspire a moment of comedy that is quickly labeled and dismissed, usually with the assistance of a carefully placed usage of the word "bro."
Reporter: Bryce, will you be taking advantage of the lower drinking age while in Canada?
Bryce Harper: That's a clown question, bro.
by thespiceman December 18, 2012
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Brown Clown

n. Any amount of fecal matter that is funny enough to save and show your roommate.
I know I should have flushed, but that Brown Clown woulda drown.
by Joel TK June 26, 2005
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pre clown

A chick before she puts on makeup.
Hey Tony, yo lady came to my door last night while you was sleeping. But she was all pre clown so i sent her back to bed with yo azz.
by zwibble de jah jah December 10, 2008
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Ass Clown

At the circus the least talented performers are put inside the animal costumes. The horse costume requires 2 men. The circus owner determines which of the 2 stupid people is the absolute stupidest person and he is put at the rear. That guy is too stupid to find his own way around and so he's put in a job where all he has to do is hold onto other guy and follow him around.
Boss: How did the new worker do laying sods?

Employee: That guy is so stupid that I had to keep telling him it was green side up.

Boss: Shesh! What an Ass Clown!
by PurpleSwamper June 15, 2013
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Clown Dog

The act of wearing clown makeup while performing anal sex on a recipient that has not received an enema or some kind of anal douche prior to the act, followed by oral sex in which the recipient cleans the penis or dildo in a fashion resembling eating a chili dog at a carnival.
She is a hardcore ICP groupie.I heard they gave her a clown dog while they were on tour last year.
by Paul-E-Sure June 18, 2020
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Clown car

And here comes the Clown car straight down 1600 Penn.
by That Lego on the floor April 28, 2017
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