Class Clown

Everytime I played the part of class Clown, I felt miserable, like a complete loser, who did if I was coming or going. I don't think there is really anything good about a class clown.

The low self-esteem class clown wants someone to notice him.

by White Notebook September 3, 2022

Clown Question

An irrelevant question meant to inspire a moment of comedy that is quickly labeled and dismissed, usually with the assistance of a carefully placed usage of the word "bro."

Reporter: Bryce, will you be taking advantage of the lower drinking age while in Canada?
Bryce Harper: That's a clown question, bro.

by thespiceman December 18, 2012

Brown Clown

n. Any amount of fecal matter that is funny enough to save and show your roommate.

I know I should have flushed, but that Brown Clown woulda drown.

by Joel TK June 26, 2005

dumpster clown

A sad sad soul that lives in a dumpster and spends his days amusing people in multiple different ways to make ends meat. Including but not limited to: Blowing dudes, takin it in the poop shute, bum fights, rusty trombones, and other assorted types of debauchery.

Bryan H. is a Long Beach dumpster clown who can't count stacks of high society.

by Toofunnytolive August 7, 2018

Clown Dog

The act of wearing clown makeup while performing anal sex on a recipient that has not received an enema or some kind of anal douche prior to the act, followed by oral sex in which the recipient cleans the penis or dildo in a fashion resembling eating a chili dog at a carnival.

She is a hardcore ICP groupie.I heard they gave her a clown dog while they were on tour last year.

by Paul-E-Sure June 18, 2020

hooker-clown

A woman wearing too much makeup which gives off the appearance of a mix between a rodeo clown and a prostitute.

News Reporter: Michele Bachmann looked like a hooker clown during the first round of debates

Guy 1: You see that girl across the bar with the heavy eyeliner and red lipstick?

Guy 2:Yeah! She totally looks like a hooker-clown.

by camnewtownmvp November 1, 2011

high clown

a person who lives a rich and lavish lifestyle, but in fact really has no money or struggles financially.

Ken: sup jon, nice wallet you have there.
Jon: Yeah man, I just bought it at Gucci for $300, wanna pay for lunch?
Ken: Stop clownin' around you high clown, and act like a classy man since you asked me to lunch.

the hoodrats and fake ass g's you see in downtown going to H&M and Zara tryna b fresh when they actually live on welfare.

by phoreals August 4, 2011