Dog O'Clock

The time at which it is most appropriate to engage in anal intercourse

Man: "I believe it is Dog O'Clock!"
Woman: "I believe it is! Well, in you go"

by Old Gregorian Calender August 19, 2009

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Clockbitch

Someone who is a bit testy at times.

Someone who bitches around the clock.

"Sally is testy today. She is a clockbitch."

I only met one clockbitch today at the old folks home, I was staying at.

by Raven Bishop November 2, 2010

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clockface

A derogitary term used to describe persons of oriental descent, alluding to a round face and slanted eyes.

Look at that clockface eating noodles.

by Fletch82 April 30, 2016

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A reference to stupid and ignorant wannabe physicists who argue with people who actually know primary school science. 'atomci' is a mispelling of 'atomic' as was popularised by some idiots in science newsgroups.

They tried to say 'atomic clock god' to refer to the way some scientific theories are backed up by readings of atomic clocks.

Just you continue to worship your atomci clock god!

by ching-3 January 24, 2007

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Grandfather Clock

The Grandfather Clock, also referred to as 'the Grandfather's Cock, is an intricate sexual act in which two men of roughly the same height suspend a woman of smaller stature upside down by her her ankles, swinging her back and forth onto each others erections like an erotic pendulum; the flesh hand of the world famous Grandfather Clock. With each 'swing of the clock', the woman of interest is penetrated from both the front and behind (commonly mistaken for a war on two fronts), alternating holes with each pleasurable sway. The partners in crime swinging the woman to and fro are each assigned a specific hole for their genitals to call home, depending on the directions of their erections, of course. The irony of this sexual act is that the participants will be so invested in reaching such a chronological level of ecstasy that their perception of time will fleet, and when they've finally finished, they'll realize that what felt like minutes of sensual fun was actually hours of tireless thrusting. The grandfather clock can make the best of the times out of the worst of times, but if executed improperly, it can make the best of times into an embarrassing trip to the emergency room (take it from me; I didn't know the penis could sprain until I fell victim to the grandfather clock's sensual wrath). While the clean up may be a disaster, it will have been well worth it afterwards; the benefits will come the second you do.

Dillan was thrilled upon discovering that his grandparents had a grand father clock, a fun loving crime of passion, in their living room. His excitement faded when he found out that there were no actual clocks in the room, and his grandparents were frantically undressing behind him. Dillan soon discovered the true meaning of a grandfather clock as the second hand struck midnight.

by Romantic Ron November 28, 2018

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