captainowen9000

the greatest youtuber of all time bro, edited by the legendary Realtoblerone.

go subscribe to captainowen9000 - almaxei

by urigta8eg August 27, 2022

Captain Russia

A guy with so much testosterone, he’ll make anyone his bitch. Usually, he looks like this: 👶🏼

Random #1: who would win in a fight; captain Russia, or _______?

Random #2: not even a question. Captain Russia.

by 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐁𝐚𝐠-𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐫 💰 🏃💨 August 30, 2022

Captain America

mainstream daddy

Lili: who's Captain America?
Emily: Oh he's that mainstream daddy avengers guy!

by THEgamerboy69 October 19, 2022

Captain B D

Captain of the GayNoggins, a father figure for all of us. He is respected by everyone and saves males from threats

Man, I met captain B D, he is so cool

by Randomguyfromspace October 27, 2022

Captain of the Silly Team

One could be considered ‘captain of the silly team’ if they are furiously inebriated at a function. Taking substances such as drugs or alcohol with the pals often cause users to act suspiciously silly, hence the inclusion of silliness in the name. You can also be considered Co-captain of the silly team, and any other rank can follow suit.

Dave was definitely the Captain of the Silly Team last night. My boy nearly tried to operate heavy machinery!

by howiebling1 January 8, 2023

Captain Flapjacks

King of the pancakes, my bestie

"YOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN FLAPJACKS IS A PANCAKE"
"no he is the KING of pancakes----and my bestie"

by spideygirl1989 January 10, 2023

Captain Puffy

The girl who made Josh Bingle(ellum) the man he is today.

Person 1: "Hey who is Captain Puffy?"
Person 2: "OH, she's the one who made josh have 1300 subscribers and part of the morning among us lobby, basically the pereson who made him fairly famous."

by cucucucuucmber March 16, 2023