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Captain Forehead

holy fuck thats a giant forehead.You should be called captain forehead because you could land a plane on it.
by mrkic May 25, 2009
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Captain Wang

a definition of a horrible, idiotic volleyball captain
Stop being a Captain Wang and lead the team right.
by ehongsterr January 6, 2010
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captress

female captain..preferably a fat and filthy whore that pushes men around
all hail the captress!!bitch be P.M.S.ing!!
by theAphoristX November 15, 2010
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Captain NO SLEEVES

A middle aged man sitting in your back yard with a sleevless shirt, hair on shoulders, sunbathing the guns.
Beau: Dude drive by Franks house "The Captain" is out sunbathing again.
John: Captain No Sleeves at it again.
by I stole this shirt from Frank December 22, 2010
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Captin Zander Black

the Elf That santa sacked . now a kick ass (alegadly well indowed) rock/metal pirate boarderline alcaholic pyromaniac psycotic The one your motther warned you about . ITS ROCK AND ROLL . broadcasts the best rocck/metal show on blog tv \M/ ROCK THE SHIP \M/
Captin Zander Black rocked out like a man possessed on ROCK THE SHIP LASTNIGHT..
by DENSIL69 January 4, 2011
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captain ricky red beard

aka: Professor Captain Ricky Red Beard
He travels the eight seas looking for bacon strips he commands a crew of bears and his red beard is complemmented by his brown hair. He uses ninja stars and grenades to defeat his rival Alex Garcia who is the Scourage of the Eighth Sea. His adventure will never end as long as there are bacon strips and Garcia still lives.
"oh shit its captain ricky red beard...
...he's a professor"

-Alex Garcia
by macer69 June 22, 2011
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Captain Shitty

1. Anyone who gets overly intoxicated rapidly and winds up laying on the floor puking on the carpet before anyone else is even buzzed.

2. An Appalachian folk hero who's spirit hides in bottles of cheap whiskey waiting to possess anyone who consumes the liquor. Possession by Captain Shitty can be spotted by looking for the symptoms: heavy intoxication, singing off beat to the music, laying on the ground, excessive vomiting, loud voice, basic and outrageous shenanigans, and the use of the phrases "I'm not drunk," and "I love you guys", often mashed into one loud slurred sentence.

3. Your friends cousin who gets extremely fucked up on his first ever acid hit and a massive amount of shitty vodka at one of your acid parties and pukes all over the place and sends you into a bad trip since your contemplating a possible emergency situation on acid.
#1: I'mnotdrunkIloveyouguys!- pukes - Woooooo!
#2: Dude, shut the fuck up.
#1: That girls got a sweet ass. Like to. Fuck her. HEY!
#3: That's my girlfriend. You need to shut the fuck up.
#2: Fuckin' kids turned into Captain Shitty, don't listen to him.
by StonedRoxy January 2, 2012
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