contour soda

A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!

Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'

...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.

by SkyDiver Bizzle July 13, 2006

contaro

A person(usually a guy) who still insists on sleeping in his mothers bed.

My brother is such a contaro.

by sarah12 December 9, 2008

contemporaneousity

The Art of being
All on the same planet
at exactly the same Time, or moment
despite the illusion of zones
and invisible, divisible, spatial boundaries.

Sunny was secure in her contemporaneousity.

by skipix December 3, 2006

contract bridge

trick-taking card game

"He phoned the fallen daughter in the sauna playing contract bridge" (on the song "Grounded", by Pavement)

by Gustavo Reis February 13, 2008

controller master

A person that uses a regular controller, rather than a Guitar controller when playing Guitar Hero 3

im poor, I could only afford the GH game, therefore ive become a controller master.

by J-Slice January 18, 2008

contractophobe

Those with a debilitating fear of signing a pre-nup before walking down the aisle. Otherwise known as a gold-digger’s worst nightmare.

Mike: I hear Johnnie and Kate are getting married.
Sam: Hmm… I wonder how that’s going to go over… Kate is a serious contractophobe.

by freckleface3000 May 13, 2009

Contranize

To condescendingly patronize somebody.

To make it seem like you are complimenting somebody when it is clear to everybody involved that you are making fun of them and their entire life in general.

Yo yo Gio!! Are you wearing one of those douchey Affliction shirts?!?! THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!" "Damn bro, you totally just contranized the shit out of me.

by Frankenskedge June 20, 2010