father my christmas

an instruction to have sexual intercourse during the festive period. Plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms

I love you Alfed. Stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas
He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents

by charrc May 5, 2006

Serbian Christmas present

Noun: literally, a bag of shit. Though really its an unwelcome present.

can be shortened to Serbian xmas present. see also, Serbian xmas: any day of shit-bag exchanges.

Against better judgment toma gave LT an Serbian christmas present over the holidays. that quickly soured the relationship.

I came to work this morning to find another urgent Serbian christmas present that had to be taken care of ASAP. lame.

by Bragolub April 16, 2009

nightmare before christmas

The best movie ever starring Jack Skellington aka Bone Daddy. It has awesome animation and the characters like go to christmastown and kidnap the sandy claws. It has the best soundtrack ever!

Go watch The Nightmare Before Christmas right now.

by darkdreamer July 21, 2003

christmas eve eve

The eve of christmas eve.

<c2> Merry Christmas Eve Eve Tohio
<tohio> eve eve?? just one eve here
<c2>its christamas eve eve, the eve of christmas eve
<tohio> ooohhh i get it now!!!

by CrystalC2 January 9, 2008

Christmas list shopping

Going from store to store looking for items to put on your Christmas list. To be contrasted with regular shopping as you're just making a list of stuff you want versus actually buying anything.

Store clerk: Can I help you find anything?
Customer: No thanks, I'm just going Christmas list shopping.
Store Clerk: Oh, ok.

by vmiboxman November 22, 2010

virginia christmas tree

A tree where you hang niggers

Hey are you almost ready for Christmas
Yeah man almost got my my Virginia Christmas tree set up

by Virginia Beach May 18, 2018

Post-Christmas Dumping

A popular, yet unheard of holiday tradition that usually takes place the night of Christmas or at any point in time on the day after Christmas. In this tradition, one locks his or herself in a bathroom for an unusually large period of time and painfully excretes all holiday fruitcakes consumed over the past few days. This tradition is a wonderful way to say say goodbye to the Christmas season and to prepare your bowels for the upcoming new years.

Brian: That was a great Christmas season. Best Christmas ever!
Jimmy: Yeah it was! But now it's time for the Post-Christmas Dumping. See you in a couple hours.

by TheDirtyHoodelum December 26, 2014