Tender Tennessee Christmas is a great Christmas song by Alabama. It tells of how the singer prefers a Christmas in Tennessee over a place where he actually has snow.
By the way Country music is not for inbreds so go fuck yourself bitch. Country is the future of the music industry and you will learn to respect it
By the way Country music is not for inbreds so go fuck yourself bitch. Country is the future of the music industry and you will learn to respect it
by Brian Edwards December 11, 2007
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From the 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation' movie character, Clark Griswold and his overdone Christmas lights display.
Any obscenely over-the-top holiday lights display on someone's home. Often done in an insanely competitive, anti- "peace on Earth, goodwill towards men" desire to outdo and one-up the neighbors.
Any obscenely over-the-top holiday lights display on someone's home. Often done in an insanely competitive, anti- "peace on Earth, goodwill towards men" desire to outdo and one-up the neighbors.
Jack: Dude, you're late for work again. And you've been looking like hell lately. What's up?
Shawn: I haven't had any sleep in days. My neighbor's Griswoldian Christmas display is so freakin' bright it's been keeping me up all night. AND it's draining so much power it caused a black out in my neighborhood last night, so my alarm clock didn't go off!
Shawn: I haven't had any sleep in days. My neighbor's Griswoldian Christmas display is so freakin' bright it's been keeping me up all night. AND it's draining so much power it caused a black out in my neighborhood last night, so my alarm clock didn't go off!
by Wasabi-Woman December 7, 2009
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Ben: Today I got this couch, a lamp and some old cassette tapes up by the corner.
Jerry: Merry Hippie Christmas!
Jerry: Merry Hippie Christmas!
by kevin j.k. December 28, 2005
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Get the Sugar Coated Christmas Trees mug.A nocturnal emission/wet dream. The act of emission does not necessarily have to coincide with the Christmas season.
Brothers, Billy and Bobby, hoped that this year would be the year they finally had a warm Christmas.
by mookdoogle October 23, 2007
Get the warm christmas mug.A person that promises to get you a sack of weed but extracts an exorbitant "toll" or delivery tax (aka sack tax) without your express permission, by pinching choice buds out and leaving you with sadness. This tax can be upwards of a third of your sack. They've also been known to cover up ther handywork, by putting stems, sticks or pebbles in your sack to accomodate for the lost weight.
This person most often also expects the buyer to smoke him out after the sale of said pilfered bag. The after sale smoke out is customary with any weed transaction, but it stings like salt in a wound when the Pinch expects it even though both you and he know that he has pinched upwards of a third of what is rightly yours.
This person most often also expects the buyer to smoke him out after the sale of said pilfered bag. The after sale smoke out is customary with any weed transaction, but it stings like salt in a wound when the Pinch expects it even though both you and he know that he has pinched upwards of a third of what is rightly yours.
Gregg: Dude look at this paltry sack Geoff R. just brought over.
Dave: (Laughing) Didn't you know that Geoff is the Pinch Who Stole Christmas?
Gregg: Apparently not. To make matters worse he hung around, not making eye contact for an hour until I couldn't stand it anymore and smoked him out just to make him leave.
Dave: (Still laughing) Yup sounds like the handiwork of the Pinch Who Stole Christmas
Dave: (Laughing) Didn't you know that Geoff is the Pinch Who Stole Christmas?
Gregg: Apparently not. To make matters worse he hung around, not making eye contact for an hour until I couldn't stand it anymore and smoked him out just to make him leave.
Dave: (Still laughing) Yup sounds like the handiwork of the Pinch Who Stole Christmas
by BigBlackBlick October 26, 2010
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