Cancer

Jake Paul.

Person 1: Bro you heard of Jake Paul?
Person 2: Yeah bro I've heard of him, he's so fucking cancer.

by yournansgrandadsdogsownerschef September 9, 2021

curing some cancer

(verb) euphemism for having the sexual relations of the most taboo variety with only a partially consenting adult

me: have you seen mike and jessica?
ann: i haven't; they're probably off somewhere curing some cancer
me: ew. that's disgusting

by elderlythud September 10, 2021

Cancer

Imagine

Guy 1: I Have Cancer

Everyone: DID I ASK!

by Chris is your Dad September 16, 2021

Cancer

Blaine smiths dad

Blaine’s dad has cancer lol

by 🪵 February 19, 2022

Cancer

BMGT 289B. What business majors do full time. Discussing power point and reading mind numbing articles on company board meetings.

Person A: God, I have business class every Wednesday for two fucking hours!

Person B: That is such cancer

by Baba Yaga 23 February 23, 2022

Testicular Cancer

Having cancer in your testicles

Jim: I love testicular cancer, it makes them so big!
Katy: Take a look at Jim's testicles, does he have testicular cancer or something? they are massive!!

by sexy mf milf dilf March 3, 2022

cancer

the app voicemod

person 1: "what is cancer?"
person 2: "the app voicemod"

by netag August 25, 2021