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Camp Ernst Middle School

this is what happens when education is thrown out of the question and instead replaced with fake food, shitty teachers, and the worst learning program I've ever seen. i'd rather swallow gorilla shit, wash it down with penguin piss, and for dessert have a nice bowl of radioactive waste right from the heart of Hiroshima.
wanna go to hell?
no. i already go to Camp Ernst Middle School
by AnusLicker888 October 19, 2018
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Camp Ernst Middle School

A shithole caused by moldy food, narcissistic teachers, and the worst learning program in the history of this damn earth.
Person #1: Hey, you wanna go to hell?
Person #2: No, I already go to Camp Ernst Middle School.
by Anuslicker8888 January 23, 2019
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Foothill Horizons Summer Camp

The happiest place on earth. Made in the late 70s, this summer camp has never failed to bring a smile on any campers' face world wide. And we mean WORLD WIDE. By letting yourself come to this camp, you are allowing yourself to expand your "horizons" and develop your social skills in this Miwukian land of adventure and fun to develop yourself into the awesome person you shall become. To be continued...until you come here.
Example 1

Camper 1: Wow, I just expanded my "horizons" at Foothill Horizons Summer Camp.

Camper 2: Why did you just make air quotes with your fingers?

Example 2

Senior at High School: I just got accepted to UC Davis! Thanks Foothill Horizons Summer Camp!
by Dylan.M.Watson@gmail.com October 15, 2011
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cape cod sea camps

I'm homesick, I miss cape cod sea camps
by eoialjkd August 25, 2009
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Camp Hole In The Wall Gang

a camp started by Paul Newman for kids with blood disorders, cancer or any other life threatening disease. Any one who goes there will fall in love with it.
Person: hey what did u do this summer?
Person 2: oh I went to Camp hole in the wall gang it was the best!
by BaDfAwAw March 9, 2010
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Station Camp High School

Station Camp High School is a high school called Station Camp. It is located in the southwest corner of Gallatin. The average body count of a female at this divine establishment came in at roughly 19.4 in the August 2021 AP Poll. Students are often found using illegal drugs such as Black Tar Heroin, Cocaine, Weed, Bath Salts, and other damaging substances. Parties with students at this school are relatively boring, but filled with loads of drunk sex. According to the FBI, 1 in 15 males at this school have commited some form of passive rape at a party. 22 females here own 80% of the Body Count Share here(917 bodies). 1 in 3 students drink during the school day. Roughly 91% of students here have financially benefited from the prosperity and wealth of their fathers. An analyst from NBC stated that "if you are in dire need of vagina, this is the place to be." It is said that the females of the class of 2023 are always willing to gargle on every inch of your veiny cock.
Kid A: Dude im trying to fuck someone
Kid B: Station Camp High School can help.
by Definitions With Class August 31, 2021
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pay day spawn camping

Almost a direct result of the recession though it has been observed prior to it. It is the act of going to a friend or family members house and waiting until they either come home with a check or decide to go cash it in an effort to borrow money.
Sue: Someone has been in the Johnson's front yard for about an hour and they aren't home. Should we call the police?
Nate: Nah thats just Bob's brother Guy, he's been pay day spawn camping every other Friday since he lost his job.
Sue: Poor thing, damn economy.
by Dr. Spoonenstien February 25, 2010
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