Andy: Dude, I was with Jasmine last night, and I totally burned the poem all over her fucking face!
Jorge: Nice, man! Anyone would be lucky to burn the poem on her.
Jorge: Nice, man! Anyone would be lucky to burn the poem on her.
by Alex McCullough May 12, 2012
Get the burn the poemmug. Noun, also used as a verb. Is known for "Horniest Man Alive Syndrome." Symptoms: excessively horny all the time. Gets easily aroused or feels sexual excitement 24 hours a day 7 days a week, no matter the gender. He is frequently seen putting his information into girls phones unwarranted, or swapping spit with someone, has been seen at the Harp twerking on (they/thems) .He is considered, "atrociously down bad." During the 2020 novel Covid virus pandemic, this is when Stephen first was diagnosed with the syndrome. Stephen went through two pandemics. Please go to your local officials and ask for lockdowns to be minimized or removed, as this syndrome is mentally straining and causing my friend to go down a downward spiral. If any of your friends have these symptoms please contact youre nearest CVS Minute Clinic.
" Yo bro who is that girl, i want to ask her to dance?"
"Idk bro its too dark in here i cant tell if thats a female or male"
"Im going to put my number in her phone and ask for a dance"
"Idk bro i dont think thats a good idea, you dont want to be a Stephen Burns"
"fuck man, alright you make a good point"
"Idk bro its too dark in here i cant tell if thats a female or male"
"Im going to put my number in her phone and ask for a dance"
"Idk bro i dont think thats a good idea, you dont want to be a Stephen Burns"
"fuck man, alright you make a good point"
by spanky6969 August 6, 2021
Get the Stephen Burnsmug. A word used often by old timers or those who are associated with the mafia. Meaning to go against the family values, or just anything to do with disruption of the family.. ie: to set the couch on fire.
It smells like burning sofa, sofa, like the couch, someone’s setting the couch on fire..
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.
by ToiletPooping RN January 4, 2023
Get the burning sofamug. When you eat jabeneros for a whole month then ejaculate on a girls face and it creates like a pepper spray feel for her. It also doesn't feel to great for the guy either.
The girl screamed at the top of her lungs after her boyfriend done the burning sombrero on her face.
by dratliff October 24, 2014
Get the burning sombreromug. by A real rat man myself January 7, 2021
Get the reverend burnsmug. Person 1: “I can’t believe you forgot to bring your passport on the trip!”
Person 2: “Yeah I really burned the garf on that one!
Person 1: yeah well don’t burn the garf again!
Person 2: “Yeah I really burned the garf on that one!
Person 1: yeah well don’t burn the garf again!
by professional garfer January 25, 2022
Get the burn the garfmug. by Blue9Eyes9 August 25, 2013
Get the Otter Burnmug.