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Boston Cream pie

Don’t. You. Dare. It is a very good dessert from the greatest city on earth and it SHOULD be nothing more or nothing less.
If anyone uses Boston Cream Pie as a sexual term one more time, I will lose my shit.
by What’s your handle321 December 13, 2023
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Boston Pizza

Also referred to as a BP, or Blanket Party. It's a group attack on a problematic military service member. The victim is quickly covered with a blanket to prevent them from fighting back or identifying anyone. They are then given a series of blows - not designed to injure, but to change the problematic behavior. If they are pro-active, one of the group members will also instruct the lucky member about their expected changes or desired behavior - delivered in a menacing whisper.

It's usually done at night in the barracks after everyone is asleep - especially the corporal who is assigned barracks duty that evening. Ideally, blanket parties are used to bring bullies into line, or to motivate someone who needs to "get a grip", but without guidance, many attacks also target minorities. It is tolerated by NCOs (non-commissioned officers/training or conducting staff) who may view it as a means of "self policing" among lower ranks and trainees.

When comparing definitions, it's not hard to imagine if someone regularly BPs around his friends and associates, that they may want to correct that behavior. Used prudently, a Blanket Party can address problems faster than a Drill Sergeant's boot. Unfortunately, recruits aren't usually schooled in the "finer" aspects of this tradition - sometimes leading to outright abuse.
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Private Bloggins is f*ing gripless! He's always doggin' it, and making Foxtrot Company late! He always earns us extra duties due to his sub-standard performance and attitude! You're in his section - why don't you guys give him a Boston Pizza to tune him up?

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Wisely, to reduce unexpected injuries or morale problems, the Sergeant had specifically forbidden the recruits from conducting an "unauthorized" Blanket Party. To obtain "unofficial" permission, it was first necessary to rationally describe the desired outcome to a Corporal or Sergeant. Doing otherwise would be grounds for immediate discipline.

Two eager recruits ran up to the Sergeant, "Sergeant, can we give Smith a Blanket Party?"

"Tsk tsk. You must know that I can't condone vigilante justice. And just exactly why would you want to do such a thing?"

They described in detail the problems which the Sergeant was all-too-aware of, and told him how it wasn't just affecting his platoon - that it brought the whole company down.

"Hmmmm. Well, you know that if something like this were to occur, any cuts & bruises would certainly be enough evidence to have you tossed into cells. See that it doesn't become as severe as that. Oh! And if anyone asks, tell them that I'll be in "my office" (a toilet stall) for the next 10 minutes catching up on paperwork...", and with that, he spun on his heel towards the heads.

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by Valorous Ignominy October 18, 2019
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Boston Creampie

The act of ejaculating inside a MIT undergraduate whilst saying "F**k You, Oh yeah" in a concentrated, pronounced Bostonian accent. Duration varies between six seconds to a full two minutes. In order to be accurate, one must wear one of the following while committing this act: A Celtics jersey, New England Patriots Jersey, or red socks. After ejaculation the partners must deposit the semen into a cup of New England clam chowder - only New England - and thereafter consume it with Irish beer.
Goodness fucking gracious do you smell that good-ass clam chowder? A couple must've gave each other a Boston Creampie!
by Lá Big Cheese June 20, 2017
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Boston creamsicle

Heat up an apple in a microwave (not too hot). The apple gets warm and softens up a bit, a guy cuts a hole in the apple, and has his way with the apple. After nutting in the apple, replace the core from the hole that was cut out. While partaking in food play in the bedroom, smash the softened, nutted in apple over your partners head. Following the explosion of apple and cum ask “how do you like them apples”?
My girl said she was craving something sweet so I smacked her with a Boston creamsicle.
by ShameyP May 7, 2022
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Boston

s typically defined as someone who possesses physical attractiveness, confidence, and charisma. While physical attributes like a well-toned physique, symmetrical features, and stylish appearance often contribute to this perception, it's the combination of these qualities with a magnetic personality that truly defines a HOT man. Beyond looks, HOTness can also encompass charm, wit, intelligence, and a strong sense of self-assuredness. Ultimately, a HOT man exudes an irresistible allure that captivates those around him, making him stand out in any social or romantic context.
Hes such a Boston
by WiryBossMan11 April 24, 2024
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Boston Plan

An over the top, extravagant, and well thought out plan that never gets executed for whatever reason.
"Dude, you remember the time we were going to do Everest? That was our Boston Plan."
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Boston Watchman

To initiate a Boston watchman, you must be in doggy style with your girl facing a window. Simultaneously slip out while your buddy slips in without your partner knowing. As your buddy keeps getting it, walk outside and wave from a distance so your girl sees you through the window.
Totally pulled a Boston Watchman on Becky last night with my virgin friend Jake.
by Please Touch It III April 6, 2016
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