bloody monkeys

An expression of extremity, often used in reference to how much something hurts.

"My arm hurts like bloody monkeys!"

Similar expressions:
"...hurts like a mom."
"...hurts like a bitch."

by maddjl326 January 7, 2009

bloody mushroom

When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.

Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.

by thegoat_emoji June 30, 2018

bloody tut

When you get your period at the beach.

Don't swim with a bloody tut at the beach you will attract sharks!

by Gandulfy April 10, 2020

The Bloody Crow of Cainhurst

The asshole that's keeping me from getting the blades of mercy.

Bloodborne fan 1: Hay I'm about to fight The Bloody Crow of Cainhurst. Is he hard?
Bloodborne fan 2: Fuck him.

by Bloodbornebiggestfan January 29, 2025

Bloody

A word that somebody uses when they're too afraid to swear. The word should actually be "fucking" but they choose to say "bloody" cuz someone might come at them for it.

"Your such a bloody idiot!"

"I'm also too scared to swear!"

by Wrapper offline User June 10, 2021

Bloody Badger

When the whiskey hits you hard and you have to use popsicle sticks, and twist ties to keep erect.

Went out last night and Seth had use the bloody badger to hit up that 2..

by Great Gadberry June 12, 2018

bloody 'ell Linda

this is a term originally used for mild frustration, used by an angry old men towards their wives.
now jokey term -with no offensive intent behind it- to show mock frustration.

Lynda spills her tea;
Andrew: "bloody 'ell linda! you've spilt ya tea!"

by Angry.ginger June 14, 2024