Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."
by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015
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Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."
by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015
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ho button

When you reject someone's call as fast as possible without answering. The rejection serves as entitlement. If you have been ho buttoned. You are a ho
"dude, you're mom just hit the ho button"

"Ho button"

"You're a ho"
by Lean and mean March 12, 2017
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Belly Button Hot Tub

When a guy is sleeping and has a wet dream and ejaculates into his belly button.
Dude, Last night was so weird, I had a dream I was having the sex, and i woke up to a belly button hot tub.
by PRAWLN December 11, 2022
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sure as buttons

When you are absolutely sure of something but must exclaim that its diffidently true and accurate.

A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.
CFO: Are you sure that the competitive analysis shows that we are outperforming our competitor?
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.
by 000Six_Six000 December 14, 2022
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skinny button

a title given to the place you touch in the back of your throat to vomit. where you stick your fingers all the way back to make yourself gag
jessica felt fat, so she pushed the skinny button
by DeoxyHelix November 30, 2017
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13 Button Salute

Older US Navy dress blue uniforms had 13 buttons to hold your pants shut, the 13 button salute refers to when you grab the top corners of the front flap on the trousers and pull down quickly, undoing all 13 buttons at once, this was traditionally done before sex on while on liberty in a foreign port.
by State from Jake Farm February 23, 2022
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