Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.

"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.

by hellatightpussy September 3, 2011

Wine bottling

When your morning dump after after an evening drinking is solid like a cork at the beginning and the rest spews out like champagne.

I drank too much last night, had a case of wine bottling on the john this morning.

by Theanswer January 26, 2015

Bottle Bonking

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.

My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.

by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025

Andrew Bottle

A deformed ass water bottle. Looks like those milk carton things where the top is curved.
Also can be used to describe a person with funny bones.

Person 1: Ayo, I just droppped my water bottle, and now it be looking like an Andrew bottle.
Person 2: Fr? Shit sucks. Flip that shit.

Person 1: I kicked Matthew's ass so hard, he be looking like an Andrew bottle.
Person 2: Ay fr cuh? Send me the video!

by #nochinksinmycity May 12, 2022

Bottle of water

Used to make fun of bri-ish people AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAH

A: do you want a drink with that sir
B: oh sure, can i get a bo'oh'o wa'er
A: can you say that again
B: what bo oh o wa er
A: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA U FORGOT YOUR T'S OR SOMETHING "mate" DID YOU RUN OUT OF "T" BECAUSE U DRANKED IT ALL, ITS BOTTLE OF WATER U IDIOT
B:nah this man violating

by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023

on a bottle

Publicly humiliated by a more powerful entity, especially on video. Chechen president Ramzan Kadyrov's enforcers forced critic Salman Tepsurkayev to apologize on video they later posted for criticism on social media and then sit on a bottle, penetrating himself anally

Kadyrov put Tepsurkayev on a bottle

by dogofpeace September 9, 2020

Bottle

When teams have a good lead for example 2-0 but lose 3-2 in the end.

Martin: Did you watch Tottenham against Dinamo Zagreb?
Allan: No, what happend?
Martin: Tottenham had a 2-0 lead but Orsic scored 3 goals for zagreb and Tottenham bottled the lead
Allan: Oh ffs!

by CroatianLord March 21, 2021