Boner blockade 

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.

Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.

Boner blockade by Rockkickass November 5, 2014

Boner sonar 

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.

My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.

Boner sonar by Chazmataz December 23, 2014

Boner sonar 

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.

My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.

Boner sonar by Chazmataz December 23, 2014

Boner Revival 

When you make comeback after losing a boner.

Ruth totally killed the mood so I had to go on her instagram for a boner revival.

Boner Revival by anoteatatime January 19, 2015

Boner Waster 

When a Bitch makes u get a boner and has no intention on fucking you.

This Bitch I know is a Boner Waster but she is Fine as Fuck and I want to do her.

Boner Waster by Dankxs February 22, 2015

Boner Bait 

Fishing for bitches with your dick, commonly associated with a fuckboi.

Friend 1: Lets Go Boner Baiting
Friend 2: I already did

Boner Bait by JesusSatanLover666 March 12, 2015

Boner snoring 

When you take a Viagra and an ambien at the same time

Dude, I fully when boner snoring last friday and my girl is fully disappointed

Boner snoring by Punkazilla April 17, 2015