if you have birthday this day, you are a god. if you have birthday, you can grab all your females friends. you can grab them at the pussy, ass, boobs, head and the whole body!! so CONGRATS
Teacher: who has birthday today (date: may 24)?
Student: i have
Teacher: CONGRATS! now every girl, stand in line so the birthday boy can grab you all by the pussy. Including me.
Student: ohhhh yeaah!
2 min later, there was a orgie with 12 female student, 1 Teacher and 1 birthday boy.
the birthday boy also gave them all finger, head, licking and he got ALOT of blowjobs!
Student: i have
Teacher: CONGRATS! now every girl, stand in line so the birthday boy can grab you all by the pussy. Including me.
Student: ohhhh yeaah!
2 min later, there was a orgie with 12 female student, 1 Teacher and 1 birthday boy.
the birthday boy also gave them all finger, head, licking and he got ALOT of blowjobs!
by The MC Legend April 14, 2019
The day that the guys with the best meats are born on.
Also no joke there are some geniuses and talents born on this day: Steve Jobs and Alain Prost.
So that's how you tell if a guy has a good meat, ask him his date of birth.
Also no joke there are some geniuses and talents born on this day: Steve Jobs and Alain Prost.
So that's how you tell if a guy has a good meat, ask him his date of birth.
"Whoa, that dudes Birthday is on 24 February, you know he's packing."
"Yeah dude, bro is built differently"
"Yeah dude, bro is built differently"
by Musty82398 October 25, 2022
The measurements of the perfect female form. Of course this is only from the perspective of the body. If said female specimin has the boat race Face of Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer, all bets are off.
There are some things even the most perfect body cannot save from becoming a dumpster fire.
If you find a 36c-24-36 who is demure but sexy, wants to be a stay at home mother who home-schools your children, looks 10/10 with flour on her face whilst making your favorite cake after you've had a hard day at work, and says modern feminism is ridiculous, do everything you can to keep her for life. These creatures of feminine perfection are sadly on the decline. In fact one could say they are on the endangered species life!
There are some things even the most perfect body cannot save from becoming a dumpster fire.
If you find a 36c-24-36 who is demure but sexy, wants to be a stay at home mother who home-schools your children, looks 10/10 with flour on her face whilst making your favorite cake after you've had a hard day at work, and says modern feminism is ridiculous, do everything you can to keep her for life. These creatures of feminine perfection are sadly on the decline. In fact one could say they are on the endangered species life!
Jim: I just found a 36c-24-36 in the library and she was reading a book on baking perfect desserts. She had the face of an angel and she wasn't dressed like a slut with more cleavage on show than a pornhub teen.
Dave: Are you sure you're not dreaming? Those things are more rare than Unicorns or Dodo's
Dave: Are you sure you're not dreaming? Those things are more rare than Unicorns or Dodo's
by FeministKilla March 05, 2020
I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.
I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.
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