joe-minute

A unit of time that is stretched and is usually more like 75 or 80 seconds because some people like to under-estimate time to make you do stuff for longer.

"Dude! That was a joe-minute! You need a new watch!"

by saintrafael September 29, 2011

alaskan minute

A very long time. Not just a few days or weeks but months or years.

"So dude how long has it been since you ate at Applebees?"
"Man it's been an Alaskan minute!!"

by Mrdefineit July 27, 2017

Minute

A period of 60 seconds.

"I'll be there in a minute"

by 27Koolkat October 14, 2022

hefty minute

a minute that goes for 2 months or 80,6440 seconds

wow, your gonna have to wait a hefty minute for that to happen !

by bbluff October 9, 2021