Max Cronin

Thinks he's cool. Likes computers. If you meet him, run.

Max Cronin likes computers.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

Max Calcroft

A mythical creature some say he has the legs of a philosoraptor and the arms of a bear. He does not attack unless he has his belly tickled. Then he unleashes the wrath of 1,000,000 suns.

I saw a max calcroft yesterday i tickled his belly and ran

by Khal Drogo May 26, 2014

Max T

A very tall and strange man who stalks his "girlfriend" while playing WAR THUNDER, he thinks he knows everything about planes and thinks you need an engine to fly a plane which is dumb. Max T is only successful in rapping and having no life. Max T shoves his Xbox controller up his rectum and tells his dad to let it vibrate. He has a small bird who has seen some shit named dinner. His favorite food is human meat and he gets caught jerking off 6 times a week by his mum.

I got some tickets to see Max T rap for my birthday and im hyped.

by An even sadder man May 2, 2021

max magee

A person who is actually a giraffe wearing a wig.

"Don't be fooled. That new kid isn't a person. He's a Max Magee!"

by elgooGcM August 14, 2016

Max Seegs

One who like to pose, drink excessively, and break bathroom doors in an abrupt manner.

"wow do you see how drunk he is.."
"he's not drunk, he's just being a max seegs"

by gohawkx February 27, 2019

Max Gershberg

A typical women puller also had a massive 48-inch cock. A long with that he is liked and loved by everyone except Jim Carrey

"Hey you are such a Max Gershberg Today" Well that was very nice of you

by itsyourboyjz May 16, 2022

Max Masterman

This man shouldn't exist and don't even bother reading this why are you here why why WHY!!!!!

Max Masterman why?????

by Erex69 March 22, 2022