martin bergman

Huge penis. Always bigger than Calebs.

Martin Bergman is handsome

by Marroo February 16, 2019

Martin Niemoëller

A German priest, circa 1900-1952, almost purged by Hitler at Mauthaussen.

Martin Niemoëller wrote a poem called when they came for the communists.

by Sexydimma June 03, 2021

creamy martin

When semen is used as lubricant.

Who needs lube when you can just do a creamy martin?

Derek likes to do creamy martins on Sue.

by hobojosh November 30, 2007

Martin Lucien Teo

Cute looking guy who has never felt the touch of a woman in his entire life and will remain bitchless for the rest of his life. He will eventually turn gay and suck lots of dick. Throughout his life, he will only like individuals if their name starts with "Jo".

Oh my god this guy has absolutely no game with the ladies! He is such a Martin Lucien Teo!

by Ball suck ah October 30, 2023

Martin Wiebe

That's a friend that anyone has, that is very clever and autistic.

Yo you are a Martin Wiebe

by ShawtyLikeAmelody June 14, 2020

jens martin

Jens martin is the best person ever. Jens can be translated to King of coolnes, while Martin means sexy.
Everyone likes Jens Martin and hes better than you

OMFG i LOOOOOOVE Jens Martin

by SivertAWitch October 18, 2019

stacy martin

That one asistaint principal that's a snich ass bitch and gets on everyone's nerves and is the one to break up all the good fights in the hallway during passing period ps. loves big mac's.

Girl 1:COME AT ME BITCH
Girl 2:O HELLL NO

Stacy Martin: STOP FIGHTING BE A SCHOLAR

by Yo_momma_gay_asf July 11, 2019