The Chinese Fire Drill

The act of dressing up as a fireman, going to China, and pulling the fire alarm in a building. Then proceeding to grab the nearest woman and raping her while everyone else escapes the building.

I tried to pull off The Chinese Fire Drill last night, but those Asian women are too damn quick!

by NobodyCallsMeLebowski April 2, 2011

Chinese Air Mail

After sexing a woman, hold a small chinese man up over her chest and have him take a fresh hot dump from 3 feet above her body.

She had never heard of the Chinese Air Mail manuever, so I called my boy Ching Ling and together we conquered that bitch.

by Ken Singelby April 5, 2007

Chinese Take Out

When you eat out of a Chinese bitch's pussy.

Yilin enjoyed my Chinese Take Out last night.

by Righteous Fist October 9, 2008

Chinese Rock Show

A burlesque hardcore strip-show in which dancers are poorly transexualised. Dancers predominantly own surgically enhanced breasts but have not fully removed the male genitalia, and it is this floppy, residual trait that is sought after when in attendance at a Chinese Rock Show.

Dude, I just got back from a Chinese Rock Show down in Chinatown. Shit was intense.

by A Gentleman June 3, 2008

Frozen Chinese Guy

Going out in sub-zero temperatures without a coat on purposely in defiance.

"Dude, I just pulled a frozen chinese guy!"

by Aly January 25, 2004

chinese penis trap

the act of putting glue on the tip of two mans penis's and then sticking them together. sleep with like that overnight. Wake up in the morning and have FUN!

Brad: Hey man what is up with you today?
Michael: I just had the chinese penis trap done last night.

by Speedy__898 February 28, 2011

chinese dim sum

Oral sex with/from a Chinese girl, particularly in the morning time around breakfast.

Suzie serves chinese dim sum every day.

by mnihnuht September 28, 2006