zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.

Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel

by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020

squirrel tricking

Act of injuring oneself while having sex.

Bob had a bad limp, possible caused by squirrel tricking that nasty broad last night.

by Machetebill December 8, 2013

Squirrel Vernacular

Adorable onomatopoeia. Seriously, does everything have to be gross or offensive?

He spoke French - such an ugly language. She spake in the Squirrel Vernacular. Adorable.

by HiFalootin November 8, 2011

butt fucking squirrels

it means good morning in the french

"Butt fucking squirrels!" "Butt fucking squirrels"

by bro give me a name >:( June 21, 2023

Brazen Urban Ninja Squirrel

The unofficial mascot of Temple University in Philadelphia, PA.

Official mascot: Owl. Unofficial mascot: Brazen urban ninja squirrel.

by rogergentry306-232 September 1, 2021

Squirrel Chaser

A frisky member of the female persuasion that is always searching for a nut to bask In

Have you met our new coworker Phyllis ? Shes a squirrel chaser , shes been hoping from dick to dick all week

by Rickey Spanish June 9, 2020

Skin Squirrel

1. A lesser man. One who is lanky and/or uncoordinated. One who is lazy or generally disliked. 2. A term of "endearment" among friends.

Look at that dude, what a skin squirrel. Whatever, you skin squirrel.

by Gustavo65 June 2, 2008