Cancer

Zodiac sign or disease

“I have cancer”
“I thought you were a Aries?! How’d you change your zodiac???”

by EmoDeadFaggot February 18, 2023

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Cancer king

The cancer King is a guy that, really, *really* likes cancers.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.

Student A: "Eyy what's your Zodiac sign btw?"

Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"

by Cancerking November 21, 2021

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Cancer Stick

A very powerful cigarette

“Hey bud you want a Cancer Stick?

by Kristian Oakley December 4, 2017

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cancer

1: n. A disease that is caused when a cell reaches the end of its lifecycle, but refuses to die, cutting off it's connection with the rest of the body acting on its own, multiplying into even more cells that refuse to die, causing the body to try to fight the 'zombie' cells, which is always a vary uphill battle even with treatments.

2: adj. When something is the epitome of human filth.

1: I'm sorry little Jonny, you have cancer.

2: That meme you showed me was pure cancer.

by DeathDragon99a March 12, 2017

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