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something that many, many people would like to tell people
"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."
by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021
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playing on more than one field

Seeing and/or talking tobmore than one female concurrently
Michael's girlfriend found out he was playing on more than one field.
by Felinefrenzy2015 September 24, 2016
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better red than dead

Play on words of "better dead than red", which means you'd rather die than be a communist.

Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.
Hardcore American: What the fuck? You think we should just give food away for free and that healthcare should also be free? Better dead than red, you commie bastard.

Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...
by СукаБлять March 18, 2025
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Better than pussy itself

Mostly used when referring to something that supersedes the level pussy can offer. often meant as a joke and not mean to be taken literal.
mmm...... this tastes soo fucking good, I swear to God, better than pussy itself .
by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021
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